"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

~In which a normal human meets the literal Countryhumans 💗 (New version since Wattpad deleted the og one.) Status: SEVERE SLOW UPDATES !!! ___________________ WARNINGS: -Yandere. -SLIGHTLY GORE BUT I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT LOW -Obvious mentions of old countries. -Unfunny humor. sobs -Crackfic but will overtime get serious. -I'm sorry if this was worse than the OG version 😭

WANT ANOTHER BOOK OF COUNTRYHUMANS X READER?! GOOD! HERE HAVE A NEW FRESHLY BAKED BOOK. Jdudgfiwgdiwbb But Author! You are working on other books! I Kn0w! But I do whatever the feck I want. COVER ART BY: Desi_Reee ×Warning!- lots of cuss words, probably mentions of sensitive stuff. Proceed at your own risk. Update: Want to continue this book? go on. do it! just tag me and credit me. ∆+-+-+-+-+-+-•-+-+-+-+-+-+∆ [Description removed due to not being accurate anymore :'l sorry. ] So, guess you'll have to read the story...

(COMPLETED) You are a mortal girl with a mortal life you're nothing special, at least you think so. Being able to do something other humans can't, you meet a mysterious figure that changes your life forever. [ Contains (a lot ): Violence, Suicide mentions, Mental Health, cannibalism etc, You have been warned. ] Cover art Is Mine do not use without permission Probably gonna remake the cover art because I keep changing art styles (Another note : This story does not immediately jump into the ships, it's not like most Countryhuman X reader stories where the countries immediately fall in love with the main character, this story has character development and the relationships will build up overtime.)