Riker Lynch has traveled to New York City to visit some friends. While on the subway, he makes a new friend, Curt, and their lives intertwine in new and unexpected ways. THIS IS RIKURT-If you don't like Rikurt, then don't read. Also, I've been posting this story on Tumblr since July and am moving it over to Wattpad.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!