*COMING SOON!* ❛❛ So wait, like, you comb your hair with a fork and talk to a crab with the most basic name? ❜❜ ❛❛ Yeah, except I would never give up my tail for a man or a mutt ❜❜ ʿ 𓄹 𖠗 𔓘 𝗈︩︪ ｡ﾟ･　☆ - in where a sereina only ever knew life as a mermaid, and then she gets attacked by an unseen presence, forcing her to travel from Germany to Washington to see if it can be reversed, only to end up falling in love with a guy who has anger issues and fleas.

*SLOW UPDATES* ❛❛ what's in a name? That which we call a ros- ❜❜ ❛❛ you do know that romeo was a weirdo and they both die at the end right? ❜❜ ʿ 𓄹 𖠗 𔓘 𝗈︩︪ ｡ﾟ･　☆ - in where Briar U's resident lover boy falls in love with the sassy new transfer student from Scotland whose terrified of falling in love john tucker x ofc off-campus social media au book one in the transfer series © -ssaturns 2026