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The Lantern Girl by MyMuseColumbinaa
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Su WanYue has three loves: food, sleep, and peace. As heiress of the Su Empire, she's spent her life being the perfect noble lady-graceful, untouchable, with a poker face that could freeze fire. But behind closed doors? She's just a lazy cat who wants to nap, eat, and be left alone. Too bad fate had other plans. It started when she touched a blue lotus lantern at a museum. The ancient artifact awakened her pure Yang energy, tearing open the veil between worlds. One moment she was sleeping in her bed. The next? She was running from creepy dolls through a twisted version of her high school, only to stumble into the spirit realm. Now she's stuck navigating a dangerous world of vengeful spirits, ancient contracts, and mysterious men who know more about her than she knows about herself. Each mission pulls her deeper-facing resentful entities, cracking world-threatening conspiracies, and growing stronger with every battle. But WanYue isn't a damsel. She's sharp, stubborn, and surprisingly powerful. She learns to fight, negotiate with spirits, and wield the lantern that chose her. Along the way, she collects eleven possessive spirits who refuse to leave her side. Dangerous. Beautiful. Completely obsessed. And they'll follow her anywhere-even back to the human world. WanYue's goal isn't to be a hero. It's simple: survive, complete her missions, and go back home to her warm bed, favorite snacks, and peaceful lazy life. But with eleven spirits clinging to her soul, demanding her attention, and causing chaos in both realms? Getting home is only half the battle. Keeping her peace? That might be impossible. 🗿 --- DISCLAIMER! This story is my original creation. Please don't plagiarize, translate or repost without permission. Let's respect each other's hard work. 🙏✨ © [Lil Potato] 2026. All rights reserved.
Accidentally OP: A Lazy Potato's Guide to Immortality by MyMuseColumbinaa
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Luo XiaoYue-a brilliant but perpetually lazy scientist, although her biggest problem was forgetting to eat between obsessing over rare artifacts and devouring fantasy novels. That is, until she picked up (𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑻), an ancient-looking reverse harem book from a dusty shop. Twelve possessive male leads? Check. A supposedly "romantic" plot with zero actual romance? Odd, but whatever. A hilarious, action-packed wuxia world that hooked her? Absolutely. But when XiaoYue reached the end, she slammed the book shut in frustration. No ending? Just a mystery?! Too exhausted to care, she shuffled to the kitchen, choked on the leftover fish bones (because fate has a dark sense of humor), and died in the most undignified way possible. **Cue reincarnation.** Now, awake in the very world of the book she'd been reading, Xiao Yue has 3 goals: 1. Unravel the bizarre, romance-less "romance" plot.. 2. Do as little work as possible while doing it. 3. Live a peaceful potato's life with no drama. 10/10 stars. Armed with her genius intellect, a system that *insists* she's the key to the story, and she absolutely has no patience for possessive male leads, Xiao Yue is ready to... well, (nap aggressively) until something interesting happens. **Too bad the plot won't ignore her** *Note: Unauthorized copying or distribution of my work is prohibited. My stories are original works, so please respect copyright laws. And if there's any grammar or word mistakes, I apologize to y'all. Plus, this is my first time publishing a story lol. I took the pictures from Pinterest, so none of them are mine. Anyway, chills... Not gonna lie, I plan to rewrite this shitty story. 💀 🗿👍 - Lil Potato~(author)