CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

She thought arranged marriages are just for Chinese. Pero nagkamali siya nang siya mismo ang ipinagkasundo ng sariling pamilya sa nag-iisang apong lalaki ng kaibigan ng Lolo niya. Ngunit hindi naging madali ang lahat dahil ang lalaking pakakasalan niya ay isang mayabang, arogante at masama ang ugali na walang ibang ginawa kundi inisin siya kapag nagtatagpo ang landas nila at ginagawa nito ang lahat ng paraan para lang mapaatras siya sa kasunduan. Will their hate for each other eventually turn into love or will the hate gets worst that may cause war between the two families?

Si girl ay isang simpleng babae lamang. Masiyahin, matalino, mabait, palakaibigan at higit sa lahat may pagka-isip bata ito. Almost perfect na sana eh kaya lang immature kung mag-isip pero huwag niyo siyang mamaliitin. Dahil once na mambara na siya. Naku! Umiwas o kaya magtago ka na dahil hinding-hindi ka niya uurungan. Si boy ay isang mayaman na lalaki pero hindi ito ang pinapangarap mong Prince Charming. Ito ay ubod ng sungit, mayabang, isnabero, tahimik, matalino ngunit sobra-sobra sa pagiging gwapo. Hindi man siya katulad ng mga Prince Charming sa mga fairy tales pero maraming mga babae ang nahuhumaling sa kanya. Babala! Wag na wag mo siyang ibabadtrip dahil once na mawalan siya ng mood sayo. Ayus-ayusin mo na ang pananalita mo dahil baka mapahiya ka lang sa pamimilosopo niya. Parehas silang mga walang kwentang kausap. Parehas nilang pinapahiya ang mga tao. Ngunit magkaiba ang ugali nila. Ang isa ay immature kung mag-isip samantalang ang isa naman ay matured. Paano kung magkrus ang landas ng dalawa? Paano nila kakausapin ang isa't-isa? Paano kung si girl ay binara si boy samanatalang si boy ay pinilosopo si girl? Matatapos pa kaya ang bangayan nila kung pareho nilang binabara ang isa't-isa? Sino ang mananalo? Si Ms. Pambara ba o si Mr. Pilosopo? Pero bago 'yon, simulan muna natin ang kwento when Ms.Pambara meets Mr. Pilosopo ©JamieeeBlue/05-13-14 *PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME*

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Language: Filipino Started in July 2011 | Finished in December 2011 Published in English for paperback (Pop Fiction, 2013) Adapted in Indonesian for paperback (Penerbit Haru, 2016 & 2018) Blurb: Phoebe Bernal shares a secret with one of the biggest stars in the country, Kent Fuentabella. Their secret? They've been secretly married. Of course, no one can know. That's Kent Fuentabella, for goodness' sake, a star so famous that even the tiniest move he makes can create Twitter trends worldwide. Phoebe has known Kent since he was a gangly nobody, but she doesn't even know how they feel about each other. But just when she's trying to sort out her feelings for moody and unpredictable Kent, here comes Harley Villaluz, Kent's biggest rival, who's determined to sweep Phoebe off her feet. Then there's also Elisa, Kent's onscreen love interest, who's determined to take their romance off-screen. Oh, what's a secretly married girl to do - when the country's biggest celebrities suddenly find themselves entangled with her life?

"Samantha Banks! Get a hold of yourself, woman! I have a girlfriend!" It could have been just another school year for Samantha Banks. Her aim was simple: graduate top of her class, leave town and move to a good college, but at the same time, stay hidden under the radar. Yet, fate has set a different course for her. Her path crossed Aaron Lanter, their high school's most famous jock, but not in a good way. During a game of truth or dare, a drunken Sam kissed Aaron, which made Nicole, his girlfriend, bent on a mission to destroy Sam. After suffering enough, Sam decides it is time to fight back, and what greater opportunity than being designated as Aaron's tutor? Absorbed by her goal, she is now entangled in her own vengeance, but not before her friends made her realize that there is something more to this than an act of revenge- discovering things about herself and Aaron. What will they discover about themselves? How will they deal with the complexity of their situations? Will what started as a nightmare scenario end well for both of them? This is not your typical story of high school survival. This is a journey of freedom, revelations, and friendship. Grab a copy now!

#OMChance - "Kung hindi tayo ang para sa isa't isa lumaban tayo Kath. Ayoko ng iba." DJ.

Now a published book under Summit Media. Php 195.00. English. Available in all bookstores nationwide. :) 3W8L Book 2 is divided into two parts, so there are two books under Summit Pop Fiction! <3