"You know what I hate most about you? The fact that when you win, you don't just win. You make sure I lose." *** Oscar Piastri hates school. And life. And the stupid things he can't explain, like the winged horse that flew through the window on his second day, and the weird monsters that keep screaming 'DIE!' whenever he takes a wrong turn on Google Maps. Like, can't he just make it through a year of school without being suspended, or running from a fire-breathing chihuahua, or having burnt toast for breakfast? (The third one might actually have a solution but he's given up.) Anyway, Oscar thinks he's going to make it. He's going to finish high school and go to college, maybe take some therapy and figure it out from there. Until he goes on a field trip and almost gets eaten by a freaky sea monster thing. Then stuff gets confusing, he gets brought to some magical camp where 'people like him' climb up lava walls and beat the crap out of each other like it's a normal Tuesday. Oscar can handle it. Or at least, he's going to try. But when opportunities start appearing, it gets harder and harder to turn them down. Especially when these 'opportunities' mean beating a certain somebody (*cough cough* not targeted at all). Like, who can blame him if he plays dirty? He's just competitive. Deadly competitive.