"Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that's because he's a guy. But when he does the same stupid thing twice... that's usually to impress some girl." A different account on the events of The Lorax. *Norma-ler/Once-lerXNorma fanfic :'^) //WONDERFUL COVER PHOTO WAS EDITED BY THE EVEN MORE WONDERFUL @Creatorive <3 Original fanart source!! http://wansura.tumblr.com/post/21456426879/this-pairing-is-super-cute-and-super-canon-in-my

Lucy Heartfilia, top 1 student of Fairy Tail High is force to be the pretend girlfriend of the campus heartthrob, Natsu Dragneel. His reason, to make his childhood friend and first love jealous. Lucy, being blackmailed, is forced to agree and sign a contract as proof of their agreement. Will they succeed? Or will they fall for each other despite the rules of the contract they signed? This story's book cover was made by my best friend/Illegitimate Twin, @12CheshireCat Credits goes to her.. :) Highest Rank: #75 in Fanfiction

Michael "Mike" Schmidt was only five when an incident involving his once beloved animatronic hero, Foxy the Pirate, had led to his entire frontal lobe being bitten out. The injury left him with an embarrassing scar and no memory of that day or any memory regarding the place of incident, along with unexplainable and sudden bursts of anger, depression, and memory loss. His life had been filled with misfortune, unable to apply for jobs due to his disabilty and barely able to make ends meet with his fiancé, Doll. That is, until a job application came up, at a local pizzeria... (Warning: Very strong language, crude sexual humor, alcohol and tobacco references, and violence. Reader discretion is advised.)