🐍 Mattheo Riddle x Theodore Nott 🐍 Falling in love with one of his best friends wasn't what Mattheo Riddle had planned on doing. But after an eventful night, he realized that his feelings hadn't just appeared because of a few fire whiskey shots... No, this had been going on for a long time. And it was deeper than that. Now, on top of his ever-growing reputation, he'd have to manage this, as well. started- may 18, 2026 thanks for reading

what happens when sofia smith falls in love with a kitchen table?😨😨😨 *SATIRE* includes some pretty crazy shit "Fuck me daddy table!" ‼️cw: vulgar language and smut

y/n gets kidnapped by the table of her dreams. *sequel to The Kitchen Table.* tw: talks a lot about misogyny 😭 i wrote this at 2am😋*SATIRE*