"If you can hear me, Lianyu... you should know that your waist looks incredibly small in that shirt. I wonder if I can wrap both my hands around it." For two years, Xie Lianyu lived a double life. Ever since a freak accident involving a 40°C fever and a flight of stairs, he was cursed with the Ling-Tong tether-the mystical ability to read the unfiltered minds of anyone within a five-meter radius. He survived the daily onslaught of human pettiness by building thick mental walls, fully believing the ancient legend that the curse would only break when he shared a first kiss with his fated soulmate. Lianyu accepted his fate as a lifelong bachelor. After all, true love felt like a myth. Until he stepped into an elevator with Lu Jue. Lu Jue was the undisputed tyrant of the corporate world-a tall, ruthlessly handsome CEO whose icy glare could freeze water. Employees cleared hallways just to avoid him. But the moment their five-meter radiuses overlapped, a booming, dramatic, and hopelessly smitten voice blasted directly into Lianyu's brain: [Oh my god. An angel. Look at those soft, fluffy curls... I want to pocket him and take him home.] Traumatized and bursting into uncontrollable blushes, Lianyu does everything he can to flee from the CEO. But Lu Jue is hyper-observant. It doesn't take long for the cold-blooded corporate monster to realize that his cute little data analyst can hear his every thoughts. And that's when Lu Jue decides to weaponize his inner monologue.

All Lu Xingchi wanted after transmigrating into a melodramatic web novel was to live the ultimate "salt-fish" life-lazy, low-profile, and completely irrelevant to the plot. His survival plan as a nameless intern was simple: stay out of trouble and mind his own business. The only problem? He was bound to a high-tech "Melon-Eating System" that constantly fed his brain with the juiciest, most scandalous secrets of the high-society elite around him. But the ultimate system glitch? It completely forgot to warn him that his boss-Xie Cangqiong, the infamously cold, ruthless, and terrifying billionaire CEO-could hear every single one of his thoughts. While Lu Xingchi was busy broadcasting chaotic rants, biting sarcasm, and highly descriptive commentary about how ridiculously attractive his boss was, Xie Cangqiong was listening to every single word. "Xingchi, your mind is exceptionally noisy today," Xie Cangqiong whispered, trapping the trembling intern against his executive desk. "And according to what you just thought... you want me to skip the lunch meeting and do *that* in my office instead?" Lu Xingchi: [SYSTEM!!! HELP!!! The internship manual never prepared me for a boss who can read my mind!] The peaceful intern life is officially over. Welcome to a corporate world of massive scandals, dangerous secrets, and a shockingly shameless CEO who refuses to let his little "melon-eater" go!

Lazy Touma suddenly wakes up in a BL novel as the Villain, Nakamura Shin. "..." Fuck the villain role, let me sleep. A grumpy cat-like person wakes up as Nakamura Shin, the Villain of a BL novel called "Sweethearts Since". His role was to bully the protagonist because Shin was in love with the male lead. It a was simple and cliche novel with many dramatic moments. But Touma didn't want to be a part of that and simply just wanted to live a lazy life. "Male Lead": You'll get cramps sleeping like that. Shin: Tsk. Leave me alone. "Male Lead": You can sleep on my lap if you'd like. Shin leaps into the male lead's arms: Pillow!! "Male Lead": *Smirks* Gotcha. Shin tries to avoid everyone...But his Male lead knew exactly how to deal with a grumpy cat. -- Started: July 22, 2021 Main Story Ended: November 25, 2021 Ended (+Extras): November 29, 2021 -- {NOTE: NOT A TRANSLATION! THIS IS MY ORIGINAL STORY}

Kai didn't expect to go from a single man to a farmer's wife overnight but he'll be damned if his step children go hungry! ......... Kai wakes up in the body of a fictional character named Yu, a married ger who hated being married to a poor farmer who was already married in the past and had kids. [original story] (Will be edited when finished)

Main story:COMPLETED Extras:COMPLETED ___________________________ After his miserable death, Su Ying transmigrates into a glass-hearted 'white lotus' 'ger' in the ancient time who was treated wrongly by his family. He also learns that due to an Imperial edict, he's going to be sold... *cough* married off to the greatest General of the empire who's known to be a 'cut sleeve'! Su Ying looks at his own 'Heaven defying beauty' and sighs. What if he makes that guy 'straight'??? Thus, in order to save his little life and 'chastity', Su Ying makes up a scheme. At his wedding night, he cleverly binds his husband to bed while sitting on top of him, holding his chin and narrowing his own beautiful eyes- "You might be a 'cut sleeve' now, but who knows about future. You dare touch me without permission, see if I don't cut your thing and feed it to pigs." General Li Yusheng who was being 'threatened' by his extremely 'fierce' wife- "......................" ____________________________________ Most impressive rankings- # 1 - mpreg (31/08/2020) # 1 - malepregnancy (31/08/2020) # 1 - alternateuniverse (06/09/2020) # 1 - danmei (17/10/2020) # 2 - bl (11/09/2020) # 1 - yaoinovel (29/12/2020) # 2 - manxman (14-02-2021) # 1 - chinese (27/02-2021) # 4 - boyxboy (15/03/2021) # 2 - ancient (19/05/2021) # 2 - original (30/11/2021) # 1 - yaoinovel (19/12/2021) # 6 - comedy (10/02/2022) Starting date:9/08/2020 Ending date:26/06/2025 (This is an original work. PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.) *Any pictures used here don't belong to me. Credits belong to their original owner.*

Title: "The Male Empress from the Apocalypse" Synopsis: After years of struggling for survival in a zombie-infested world, Shen Yi, a ruthless and resourceful survivor, finally meets his end-only to wake up in the body of an abandoned male consort, locked in the Cold Palace. But instead of despair, Shen Yi is overjoyed. No zombies, no starvation, no constant life-or-death battles-just warm porridge? This is paradise! Determined to live a peaceful life, Shen Yi hoards food like a dragon guarding its treasure, treating every bowl of porridge as a priceless delicacy. His unusual behavior catches the attention of palace servants and soon... the emperor himself. One fateful day, Emperor Li Zhen, who had long forgotten this consort, happens to stroll near the Cold Palace. He sees Shen Yi happily munching on steamed buns with a fierce possessiveness in his eyes. Something about the sight tugs at Li Zhen's curiosity. The emperor starts visiting, at first out of boredom, then out of genuine interest. Shen Yi, however, doesn't care about imperial politics-he just wants to eat in peace. But when rival concubines and scheming ministers try to take his food, Shen Yi shows that he's still a man from the apocalypse-merciless, cunning, and fiercely protective of what's his. What happens when the emperor, who once abandoned him, starts falling in love? And when the empire faces internal strife, will Shen Yi step in with his apocalypse-honed skills and rise to become the Male Empress? ---

Title: "The Foolish Ger's Sweet Farming Life" Synopsis: Su Xiaoyu, a modern university student, suddenly finds himself in an ancient farming village-inside the body of a well-known "lunatic" ger. The previous owner of the body was foolish and often laughed for no reason, scaring people away. But fate plays a trick on him-he is already married to the village's most feared hunter, Mo Chen, a tall, silent man with a cold face. On their wedding night, Su Xiaoyu transmigrates and is completely confused. The villagers expect him to be crazy, but instead, he turns into an obedient and adorable little ger. His hunter husband, Mo Chen, who originally thought he married a fool, is stunned by his wife's sudden cuteness and innocence. As they start their life together, Mo Chen finds himself falling for this soft, silly, and adorable little ger. Su Xiaoyu, on the other hand, is shocked by his hunter husband's possessiveness and doting nature. Together, they farm, hunt, and build a cozy life while dealing with village gossip, jealous relatives, and the occasional wild animal attack. But as Mo Chen protects and spoils him, Su Xiaoyu starts feeling warmth he never had before in his modern life.

cover artist: @dkflfks 1212, i found in Pinterest Title: "Reborn as a Chubby Cutie, But I'm Still a Gangster!" Plot: Jiang Ren, a notorious gangster feared in the underworld, meets his end in a bloody shootout. But instead of dying, he wakes up in the body of Lin Zhi, a chubby high schooler with a weak personality, constantly bullied and looked down upon. His new life? A tiny apartment, a loving but poor father, and a body that gets winded just by climbing stairs. Determined to take control of his fate, Jiang Ren (now Lin Zhi) vows to get back in shape and reclaim the power he lost. Through intense training, he sheds the weight and regains his former strength. But there's a problem-his reputation at school is that of a harmless, soft-spoken nerd. The Gang Awakens: Despite his "innocent" new look, Lin Zhi's gangster instincts refuse to fade. When his former gang sees his sharp, commanding aura, they naturally submit to him. Without realizing it, Lin Zhi takes back control, but his cute new appearance makes everything ten times more chaotic! The School's Heartthrob Falls for Him: Enter Lu Shao, the school's top student, athlete, and the prince of everyone's dreams. He has always been surrounded by people trying to win his affection, but for some reason, he finds himself utterly fascinated by the "adorable" Lin Zhi. Lin Zhi beating up bullies? Cute. Lin Zhi unknowingly giving orders like a mafia boss? Adorable. Lin Zhi casually threatening someone with a knife? ...Wait, why is that still cute?! As Lu Shao falls deeper for this mysterious, seemingly harmless but oddly terrifying boy, Lin Zhi struggles to balance his gangster past with his new life. Will he keep up the illusion of innocence? Will he return to the dark side completely? And most importantly... will he survive the ridiculous amount of affection from a lovestruck school prince? ---

Xiao Zhan was a spoiled brat from a wealthy family. He despised a certain boy-handsome, talented, and always seeming like his rival in love. At least, that's what Xiao Zhan believed. But when Xiao Zhan died in a car accident and became a ghost, he learned the truth. The person he thought he loved never once came to his grave. Instead, the boy he hated most visited often, crying for him with genuine grief. When God gave him a second chance at life, Xiao Zhan vowed to change. This time, he would no longer be arrogant and spoiled-he would live as a kind and good boy. --- Classroom scene: Wang Yibo: "That's my seat." Xiao Zhan: "Oh-sorry. Please, sit."

Liu Yuwan, a young man who lived a comfortable life, suddenly woke up in a world that felt all too familiar... a world from a novel his mother used to read. Surrounded by the powerful Yan Family, he quickly realizes that he's no longer in his old life. In this new world, he plays the role of a vicious cannon fodder shou, the protagonist's love rival. Based on the novel's plot, the Yan Family immediately cut ties with him and quickly threw him out after the original owner foolishly pushed the protagonist shou. However, just as he's trying to figure out what to do next, he didn't expect that his entire family had also transmigrated into this little world with him. And even more surprising is the fact that his mother's family bloodline is not just ordinary, they came from an incredibly influential and powerful background that tied them directly to a prestigious noble house. After living in Russia for years, Yuwan decided to forget about the plot and enjoy his new life as a noble. Instead of following the story and playing the role of a little villain character he never wanted to be, he chose to live comfortably and without worry. [Author's note: Please be aware that this story is not a danmei.]