when dazai decides that pigeons are very friendly creatures that would just LOVE to help him commit suicide he starts feeding them to gain their loyalty. Chuuya does NOT find it funny when he found his husband being carried away by pigeons (or the devil spawn as he calls them) and having to go rescue him. Drama like this is what started it and over time Chuuya keeps noticing the fluffy creatures at every corner... (A/N: this is a gift for my lovely friend who is equally obsessed with pigeons and dazai. Warning: crackfic ahead. Any requests may be written if I have the motivation and find my will to life. Cause I lost it somewhere on the sidewalk... :_)) TW: • swearing • pigeons • dazai • LGBTQ+ • alcohol/drinking pictures arent mine