Ringo Starr has always been the heartbeat of the band, the one behind the kit, flashing that lopsided grin while the spotlight finds the others. On stage, he barely sings. Lets the frontmen have their glory. He's the cute one, they say. The funny one. The charming Liverpudlian who deflects with a joke and a wave, who keeps everyone at arm's length with self-deprecation and well-timed drum fills. Offstage, he's the same; warm, witty, endlessly approachable, yet somehow never truly present with the women who orbit their world. Always the gentleman, never the pursuer. A locked door behind that easy smile. Until one night in a smoky bar, between sets, he looks up from his beer and sees you. And suddenly the drummer who kept perfect time can't find the rhythm of his own pulse.

You know about BFDI Oneshots. Object loves object, reader loves object, et cetera. But what if the relationship itself is too much? Too pressuring? Too unhealthy? This book focuses on Yandere or Yan! Objects / Readers / Hosts with unhealthy love for another. Impressive rankings: #1 on objectshowsxreader (17/3/25) #2 on objects (27/11/25) #8 on tpot (13/3/25) #1 on bfdia (26/11/25) #8 on objectshows (18/3/25) #2 on bfb (9/7/25) #12 on bfdi (1/9/25) #16 on yanderexreader (27/11/25) #28 on yander (27/11/25) I DO NOT OWN BFDI, BFDIA OR ANY OTHER BFDI OBJECT SHOWS. ALL CREDIT GOES TO JACKNJELLIFY.

(Warning: This fanfic is not canonical to the Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two series) This is the Pillaser (Pillow x Eraser) fanfic If you don't like this ship, I recommend you don't hate on me and don't read it Enjoy the fanfic 👋👋