Lord Voldemort stared at the cradle where there was not one, but two children where he had only been expecting one. He leaned forward, eyes narrowed. "Which one of you... is my supposed death?" Or Albus Dumbledore's warnings came to fruition. (Originally posted on AO3, but I thought I'd start posting it here too!)

Hi, I'm Tessa. Or at least I 𝑤𝑎𝑠 Tessa. I was supposed to die peacefully-old age, dramatic last words, the whole deal. Instead, I got hit by Truck-kun. Yes. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 truck. Turns out my death was a 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑 mistake, which Death admits to like it's a missed appointment. 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒. Now I'm stuck playing ping pong with a man with terrible fashion sense, armed with sarcasm, unfinished fanfiction regrets, and a universe that clearly didn't read the memo. At least the dudes are cute. This is the story of what happens when Death fucks up. I absolutely refuse to die a virgin this time. Dumblefuck can suck a dick. Oops! *𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠!* *𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒* 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 18.

"fresh out the slammer, i know who my first call will be to." stranger things mike wheeler x fem!oc please don't be a ghost reader! season 3 - 5 COMPLETE

Lucille Byers was never the loud one, never the brave one just the quiet twin who hovered behind Will and their friends. But everything changes the night she disappears alongside her brother. When Will is found, Lucille isn't. Not for another month. Season 1 ✓ Season 2 ✓ Season 3 ✓ Season 4 ✓ Season 5 ( in progress) (Mike wheeler x oc) (Max mayfield x oc)

"𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤?" 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙥𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙, 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 bright 𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨. 𝘼 𝙜𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣, "𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚, 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩?" THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF SUNSHINE ---------------------------------------------------- Started - 13/1/2025 MY HERO ACADEMIA FANFIC Finished - ???

────୨ৎ──── When a Hero Commission scout witnesses a country girl lasso thirty rice baskets, swing her siblings, and polish his shoes with glowing energy ropes like its the most natural thing ever, he decides that this helpful, energetic and stupidly overpowered girl is wasted on the quiet, peaceful country side and recommends her to the U.A hero course. Now the Number One Hero School has to deal with a walking, talking bundle of chaos who solves every problem with the words "Hold still, I got you." ────୨ৎ──── Stupid fic • Heavy Bakugo slow-burn • OP Y/N ────୨ৎ────