"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, its a deal." edit as of May 13, 2020: credit for this (minus the edits of names) goes to gibslythe on AO3 So this story isn't mine, and neither is the art for the cover. I did this for my friend. I hope she knows the shitload of effort I went through just to get this don't in one night. Yeah, its currently 1 am as I'm typing this, and I started copying it here and editing it at about 6pm, so like 7 hours?? Idk I'm just tired

Lance might've just made his biggest mistake. And it will haunt him forever. WARNING!! This story contains elements of suicidal actions, tnoughts, self-harm, and fowl language. A/N: I apologize beforehand if you see some typos. My autocorrect also likes to change Pidge's name to Purge. I don't always notice it Lol