(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)

Little Sadie never knew the secret behind Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. She always thought the animatronics were the friendliest things she'd met since birth. But then came the bite. The Bite of '87. Little Sadie didn't understand why he did it, why he hurt that poor little girl. Sadie continued to visit Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, until her mother noticed red liquid coming from Freddy's eyes. After that, Sadie's mother never let her visit the animatronics again. On August 14th, 1999, 17 year old Sadie signed up to help Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. She was in charge of cleaning. As soon as the pen touched the contract, her whole life began to change.