A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Mila Faulkner is the new girl at Bridge Wood High school. Her mom and dad are divorced and she was forced to move in with her father in Frankfort LA. The city of....well nothing. Her new school is stressful since her new friends are complete sluts and the boy she's taken interest in is a full on lady killer. When rumors are being spread about her and Mr. Lady Killer chooses her as his new target life couldn't get worse. That is until Mr. Lady Killer ends up befriending her brother and starts hanging at her house. That's when the true chaos begins.

Michael Jackson. The King. Who am I to tell you what he was to the world? Any way he was, one thing stays the same. He died, and the world felt guilty. But the world moved on. Tex was a simple boy. He was homeschooled, in tenth grade. He and his cousin, Mary, had always loved Michael. But now they were missing him more than ever, five years after his death. After hearing word that Neverland was to be sold, they decide travel to California to visit the home to see it in its untouched glory. And that is when everything they've ever known to exist is swayed, and their reality is altered. This is the story of having to trust your heart when your eyes deceive you. The story of doing what needs to be done when the world is no longer on your side. The story of giving your all to protect those you love. The story of the undead. The story of the extra terrestrial. And you must smile, through it all. Smile, though your heart is aching. This story is NOT meant to be read in all seriousness.

If killing is a sin then why not saving? Kill someone in public, you're a criminal, kill someone in a war, you're a legend. Such devious mind belongs to Dave Dixon, the leader of Blacksons gang, an outcast born in the gloomy darkness of Denvon city for whom, not honesty but insanity is the best policy. Dixon's wrath shakes the whole Denvon city when he abducts school children from the school vicinity but now what's left to find out is that whether the Denvon police department's Executives, Kevin Dyer and Silivious Parker would be able to stop him within time or the city will meet his doom/

Daniel comes to a new academy after being kicked out of his last school for causing his classroom to flood. He knew it wasn't him, but had no way of proving himself innocent. As soon as entering the doors of the Gifted and Talented Academy he noticed this was no ordinary academy.

Diana Brooke, a hunter with an infamous title that can reign terror even to the hearts of grown men, ventures on an undercover mission set on the other side of the border; wolf territory. It's a simple assignment; blend in, return, and report. After all, what's so hard about acting meek in an academy brimming with teenage wolves, even with the succeeding Alpha among them? Dark secrets, caffeine addiction, and a dash of wickedness brewing in their midst. Will Diana be conquered by the wolves? Or will she conquer them? Highest Ranking: #1 Werewolf

What do you do when heaven and hell are fighting over you? Simple. You wreck your life further by joining a human high school. For Arabella life is not simple. With immortal parents who are sworn nemesis and an extended, not to mention much unwanted, family of heaven and hell Arabella's existence is not exactly the average teen life. If you're the impossible balance of good and evil who would you be? What if all your life you've been struggling to appease both your parents who are of two different races? What if being a good daughter entails shifting personalities to an extent that you start considering yourself bipolar? Switching from saint to villain is not easy and quite frankly exhausting. But when your family thinks your more human than anything else your angelic mother finally comes up with the ridiculously insane idea of joining human society most importantly purgatory on Earth- High school. Question is who will Arabella be now? Would she wear her Halo or sprout Horns...

In 2001 a secret society formed. This society had special talents. They had control over elements. But, not the elements your thinking about. Not only did they have the main four, fire, water, air, and earth they had the elements of Gravity, of Physic, Angel, Time, and many more. In 2015, a girl with the ability to control the four darkest elements appear on their radar. She must be kept a secret and taken into custody. Because if their enemy's find her and take her, the world will be doomed.

Can a natural killer learn to be human again? Regan's unique talent for murder makes her a perfect assassin. After a lethal encounter leaves her broken body washed up on a beach, she finds herself adopted by a group of teenage bodyguards. She doesn't intend to stay for long, but soon Regan finds herself faced with a choice: become a hero or stay a villain? *** The boy played with the flat brim of the cap in his hands and looked around the room. He sat back in his chair, trying to look casual, but the heel of his hi-top sneaker drummed rapidly on the concrete floor. Regan sat opposite him with her legs crossed and her hands folded on her tartan skirt. She watched him without a word and brushed a strand of blue-dyed hair behind her ear. Somehow this seemed to unsettle him more. 'Calm down,' she said. 'It's just murder.' *** Author's Note: Darkness Girl: Trickster God is represented by Louise Fury from The Bent Agency. P.S. The epic cover was made by Paul Kopetko (you can stalk him at paulkopetko.com). Enjoy!