so uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!

A book of random, funny and truthful things that all of us can relate to! Most of these were found on the Internet but some we created by me. Vote and enjoy!

Just a random list of cheesy and stupid pick up lines! Okay not really a list, because it's page by page..but that's if you wanna get technical! Are you having trouble with your love life? And do you wanna spice it up a bit?! Well you've came to the wrong place my friend. These pick up lines are pretty much guaranteed not to work, but there is such a thing called hope! They may get you the girl/guy you have had your eye on for a while, or they can run off...good luck! Sneak peek: Mario is red, sonic is blue, press start to join and be my player 2. Trust me there are better ones. You just have to read and find out for yourself. I will post as much as I can and sometimes multiple within a few minutes just because im bored. Please remember to vote and comment and if you have a pick up line you think i should put in it, go ahead and message me and I will try to add it. Just an FYI I do not own any of these. If I do make one up by myself (most likely not gonna happen) I will make sure to mention that.

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

funny pick up lines i found online that I think are hilarious. Enjoy...

Oh awkward moments why do you have to be so funny? These will have actually happened or are just made up

All in the title guys...... And more...... Two Funny comebacks and insults please step right this way :) (I didn't make up every joke in this book, okay. All credit goes to the person that made them up. And if you have a problem with any of the jokes, go find the original owner and don't come crying to me if you can't handle a joke.)

As they always say, laughter is the best medicine! (Ok I have never heard anyone say that- except for my grandma) Anyway, this book will cheer you up when you need it, or just to have a laugh or two. READ THIS BOOK!!! LAUGH, OUT LOUD! (don't text your friend when you do) (lol is so over-rated)

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!