In which Kiara Bergmann meets a German boy who should've been buried over two hundred years ago. [Extended summary inside] #22 Short Story #115 Humor

When Archer's and Veronica's best friend is reported dead, they don't believe it. So what are they going to do? They're going to find out the truth even if it means befriending the school's ice queen, taking down a few shooters, and of course, who could forget jumping off a building to another? So this is their story of how they're Saving Serenity.

What Lydia Abrams has: •a kick ass best friend, Rabiya •a kick ass feminist drama club teacher, Mrs. Riznick •an audition for the role of Elle Woods in her school's production of Legally Blonde: The Musical •a sexist boss, Mrs. Weizer, at the Pizza Hut she (unfortunately) works at •a sexist, anti-feminist principal, Mr. Hayle, trying his hardest to fire above-mentioned drama teacher- the only female faculty member (see also: the only one willing to teach drama)- and eventually succeeding. What Lydia Abrams will not allow: •Mr. Hayle to keep Mrs. Riznick fired •Mr. Hayle to ruin her chance at being Elle Woods by consequently ending the drama club by firing Mrs. Riznick •Herself to work at Pizza Hut any longer than she needs to. What Lydia Abrams will do: •Show Mr. Hayle and Mrs. Weizer that she will not take their bullshit- all while still being a lady. (Sometimes.)

Top Tip: Leave everything in your will to a cat sanctuary. Those kitties are really the only ones who deserve all your shoes. Too 'manly' by societies standards but too 'feminine' by her male friends ones. When best friend Katherine Richards decides to see what exactly it is that makes girls well 'girls' Cathy is all for it. If boys can be classed as feminine by society then what exactly does it mean to be so? Has it just merely evolved into an insult set in flowered packaging by definitive standards in the eyes of the media and the world?

•COMPLETE• Everyone tells Leslie she's one of the guys, so she sets out to prove that there are no rules to being a girl. --- watty award winner 'hq love award' 2014

For Carter Vance, popularity is a world that she has purposely distanced herself from for many years. Why feed in to the totally superficial, social hierarchy of high school? She's perfectly happy being an outsider. But when she's challenged to prove that anyone can be popular, she puts everything on the line to make a point - that popularity is as fickle and cliché as all the teen movies make it out to be. What she does instead is ruin her true friendships, hurt the only guy who has ever mattered, and dig herself a hole that's much more complicated than the plot of all of her favourite movies combined. {Book 1 in the Teenage Guide series}

"We're all looking for the same things in the end." She thinks people are mundane. He thinks people are fascinating. Somehow, they fall in love.

Jared Steele had his whole summer planned out. Eat. Sleep. And eat some more. And he was more than fine with that. Just lazing about in the summer. What more could you want? Ally Cain is a total perfectionist and self proclaimed good-girl. When she finds out that a sudden move puts her original summer plans in jeopardy, she is completely thrown for a loop. She can't stand doing nothing and with a long, unoccupied summer ahead she's left with exactly that. But life hardly ever goes according to plan. In a sudden turn of events, Jared is forced on a road trip without a clue as to what in hell is going on and what he's doing. The unlikely duo cross paths and soon find themselves caught up in a mess of spilled cola, watermelon spitting, fat mechanics and annoying GPS systems. Sometimes things don't work out but, hey, that's life. And in life, sometimes you need to go for the detour.

*FORMERLY DAY BY DAY* Maddy is a hot-headed, passionate feminist with an obsession for watching new television shows (hello, Orphan Black), listening to good music, and all things that have anything to do with food. When Elissa (a bold cheerleader who is on top of the pyramid - literally and figuratively) is assigned to tutor Maddy in Chem or risk having her grade dropped, you can imagine neither girl is excited about the prospect of being within five feet of each other. Maddy will need a good supply of chocolate bars. Elissa will not be pleased. [cover by @taceturnity]