Hetalia Crack

A collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]

The Birthright of Careful Things

Buy happy with poetry - it lasts.

Rules of Hetalia:

This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words. ... But, if you've...

2 Questions Every Girl is Asking Herself

Every girl is wondering about two things: 1. What do I want to do with my life? 2. What kind of person do I want to marry? So I traveled around the world looking for answers. Five men, three continents, one prophecy... And an appearance on Chinese reality TV. I thought fairy tales only existed in leather-bound b...

Children of the Plague

In the darkest corners of lower Manhattan, a battle like no other rages. The city is home to a hidden group of survivors of the nanite plague, and a brother and sister born to defend their race. With a touch that can destroy nanites, Lanni, sister of Alex, is their last chance. Can she save her brother? Can she protec...