Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A Joker Story - "Definitive Therapy" was commissioned and paid for by DC Comics for an anthology called The Further Adventures of The Joker to tie in with the first Batman movie.

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

When the Bellacourt children discover the dirty family secret hidden in the attic, they have to make a choice about keeping it on the low.

A KING CAN RULE ONLY WITH A QUEEN BY HIS SIDE: Family is power. The Original Vampire family swore it to each other a thousand years ago. They pledged to remain together, always and forever. Now, centuries have passed and the bonds of family are broken. Time, tragedy, and hunger for power have torn The Original Family apart. When Melissa Fiorelli receives a terrifying phone call from her good friend, Hayley Marshall, pleading for help to come to New Orleans to rescue her, Melissa embarks on a mission to save her. There, Melissa realises that all is not what it seems: the 'King', Marcel Gerard, is making all the rules, having chased out the werewolves years ago, banning the witches from using magic and allowing vampires to reveal themselves to humans ― an endless supply of blood. Worse, Melissa discovers that Niklaus Mikaelson is also in town. Melissa, with a witch's aid, gains a 'mask' to hide her true face from Niklaus. But will their past catch up with them? Beneath the glamour of New Orleans runs a terrifying feud between Marcel Gerard and Niklaus Mikaelson, Hayley's little secret, a brewing coven of witches and a war to regain New Orleans in the hands of the Originals. • FIRST ORIGINALS TV SHOW FAN-FICTION ON WATTPAD •

Mayor Cutie is widely known not just as Lillian Bellacourt’s stalwart canine companion, but as the most fashionable and well-dressed dog in all of Newport. But who was Mayor Cutie before he became the hottest bitch in high society? Before the the glitz and glamour he lived another life, with a different name. This is the secret rags-to-riches story of how one desperate Chihuahua-terrier mix pawed his way up from the bottom of society to become the toast of Newport’s canine elite, and how his rise to the head of the pack ultimately caused Blanche, the Bellacourt’s head lady’s maid, to be sent off to the local insane asylum.