This isn't necessarily a book, no. What if it was? I wonder what would happen? Maybe the website would crash? Maybe the world would be different? Maybe I wouldn't exist? I guess we can only wonder...

Made this out of boredom .-. So basically request anything- whether it's crack, or head canon, fandom, or original story, character, or OC, love, or other relationship, random, or sweet, or anything else!- I'll be forced to write it! So don't be shy! SPOTTEDLEAF, OUT!

Greetings, I have a prophecy for you. 'An entity unknown will find an object of amusement, humor, knowledge, and awesomenessity. Once found, they will start to question or state things to this object. The object will magically respond, (But will vary in time) and then the real story shall begin.' Well, my sources believe this is the object that shall guide you through the story of my life. Continue with caution, young one.