Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"But wishes, those are supposed to be answered by God, or angels, right?" I ask, gazing around the cathedral-like room. "Yeah," he answers, bowing his head to run his fingers through his hair, "but I guess sometimes heaven has to take a day off. Either way, I can't send you back, so it's just you and me now. Sorry, I guess, you don't get your angel." Quietly, I look up at him, I say, "I'm not quite sure about that." (inspired by this post - http://phantomrose96.tumblr.com/post/85487165602/fic-idea-where-a-lonely-person-sells-their-soul-to )

Spray Painted Bananas is a romantic comedy about Amber, a broke temp working in a catering firm in London, who after one too many evenings scrounging free wine from wacky art gallery openings with her best friend Farrell, decides there’s no reason she can’t become a conceptual artist herself. A chance meeting with the wealthy, young art curator, Elliott Frinton-Smith, sets things off in a desirable direction. Now all Amber needs is a brilliant idea to grab the attention of the nation. Spray Painted Bananas explores love and ambition with the touch of the absurd and plenty of bananas. It is OUT NOW published under the title THE TEMP by Harper Collins.

It's three in the morning and I'm tired. I'm tired and my eyes are bleary and I need nothing but sleep, and it's dark, and cold, and the coffee shop is too far away. I can taste the night, I can feel the dark in the air, and I know that something isn't normal. Something is different tonight. Someone is here, and it feels entirely strange.

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself becoming one of the most popular boys in school. However, when he falls for Elisa Yao, Andy's ex-girlfriend, things get ugly. (Mean Girls with a Bandom Twist, mostly Fall Out Boy, but some Green Day, MCR, Panic!, and Phan. I don't own Mean Girls or any of the celebrities featured in the story. Please don't copy this story, I've seen lots of copies and I work very hard to write this)

The story of how a rainy day and a startled ferret can change everything. Dan's a sixteen year old self-confessed art hoe who spends a lot of time in the trees off to the side of house. Phil's a seventeen year old ferret enthusiast with insanely bright blue eyes who happens to take his ferret, Susan, there for a walk. Vaguely (well perhaps more than vaguely) homosexual chaos ensues.

"You can run away with me, anytime you want." I want to get away. Away from the abuse at home, at school hell, but we're not friends. I could never be friends with Gerard Way. He's just some guy that fate seems to drive me towards. His brother may be even more of asshole than him, making my school life living hell and I guess things at home are not too great either. And despite how much of an asshole Gerard Way is, he's the only one that seems to make anything better.