Getting sucked into a cliché romance novel was bad enough. Being forced to endure Stella-the "heroine" who refers to herself in the third person-is a literal nightmare. ​"Stella is hungry. Stella wants a shiny diamond!" For Lyra, a broke girl who just wants a decent meal and a nap, it's enough to make her blood boil. But every time she loses her temper and tries to "educate" the handsome Male Leads on why they're being idiots, they don't get mad. They just... stare. Apparently, a fuming, frowning Lyra is "adorable." ​When the story's "Villain" kidnaps her, Lyra expects a dungeon. Instead, she finds a mansion filled with her favorite snacks and a man who begs for her love while accidentally (on purpose) showing off his six-pack. ​The plot is broken, the Villain is a love-sick fool, and the "heroine" is coming to "rescue" her from the only place that actually has good food. ​[System Notification: Storyline Corrupted. New Objective: Survive 10 Worlds.]

Everyone loved the "pure and perfect" heroine-except me. I was just a reader who got sick of watching the tragic villainess twin be humiliated, heartbroken, and killed for daring to want love. So, I tossed the book in the trash... and woke up as her. With a sassy system, twisted fate, and a burning grudge, I'm done playing the role of the jealous loser. Now? The villain chases after me like a man starved. The male lead can't stop falling in love. And the heroine? She's not so beloved anymore. I'll rewrite this story-and this time, the villainess gets everything. Watch out, world. I'm not here to survive. I'm here SLAY

Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system, perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold. There's only one problem. Her thoughts... aren't private. At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Immortal Venerable Zixiao is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks: [That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.] The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate." The chosen disciple: stunned. Lou Yuqing: even more stunned. Things only get worse from there. [Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.] Sect Leader: "How dare you!" [That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.] Young Lady: "...A woman?!" [That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.] Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!" Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business... But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect. As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads- The sect prospers. Justice is served. And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine... Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.