Percy had his day planned: eat, spend time with Annabeth and stay out of trouble. I can assure you that nowhere in that plan included getting a visit from Gandalf and a miniature version of himself to inform him that he has another evil grandfather. Great! (note the sarcasm) Taken to Hogwarts for his 'safety', Percy's year looks set to be eventful, again. Not to mention that Moldeshorts knows of his existence, or more importantly his demigod heritage, and wants to recruit him. But first Percy has to get through the year. Can Percy make it through the year without revealing the Gods and demigods' existence? *set in the Order of the Phoenix and after The Last Olympian* *The Lost Hero hasn't happened yet* *Percy is 16* *Harry is 15*

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