Louis has always had something a little bit strange about him, whether it be the way his supposed 'family' treats him as though he is different, unworthy, events plan out differently to how he expects them to... Or maybe the fact he can hear what everyone is thinking? Welcome to Newtations School, the school for freaks.

His name is Zayn Malik, but sometimes he likes to be called Veronica. Veronica is just a man who really likes wearing skirts to work. Harry Styles is the cocky millionaire who honestly thinks he could only ever be attracted to pretty women in women's clothing. That is, until he meets Zayn and slowly realizes he actually doesn't know a thing about himself at all. "Hello Mr. Styles. What can I do for you today?" "I'm sorry... Are you confused?" "Aren't you Mr. Harry Styles?" "Yes I am." "Then no, I'm not confused." Warnings: ⊙ Some language ⊙ Eventual sexual scenes ⊙ Death tw 15k+ comments ***** Esta historia fue traducida al español. Mira la primera de mis listas de lecturas.

[DISCONTINUED] in which Louis is Spider-Man and he may or may not have a crush on a cute Uni boy by the name of Harry. ---- cover by @vanilarry © Copyright 2015 larryafhbu