Welcome to Hololive EN headquarters, where the building gets destroyed every Tuesday, megalodons are considered acceptable fishing catches, and "casual Friday" might involve fighting your coworkers with giant mechs. Follow the chaotic adventures of Hololive English as they navigate daily life, which includes: - Gura and Bijou recreating Devil May Cry (property damage: extensive) - Mumei's "fishing trips" (she brought back the Titanic) - Council's therapeutic dimension-destroying rage sessions (streamed live) - The ID construction crew who have given up on normalcy Each chapter is a standalone story of absolute chaos. No prior Hololive knowledge required-just buckle up and enjoy the ride. Updates: Completed multi-chapter fic Warning: Contains cartoon violence, absurdist humor, and buildings that refuse to stay standing

Alden, the Bearer of the Curse and reluctantly Tarnished in the path of the Elden Lord, finds himself in a new world for the second time. Torn from Drangleic after obtaining the four crowns and freeing himself from the curse, he finds himself in the Lands Between, a land filled with warring deities and demigods. After curing Radahn of his scarlet rot during the festival, he awakens in a completely new world after Miquella's interference, wishing to rid himself of him after having part of his plans thwarted. Now the undead monarch must find a way back, having to deal with Kazdel's civil wars, Oripathy, Lovecratian entities, political intrigue, and a vampire who wants to drink his blood. *This story is an OMAKE of the main story called Elden Monarch. Honestly, I liked the idea and plan to continue it here for those interested in the crossover. Check the original work if you want more context.