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Alec 1/2 (Mortal Instruments, Malec)

Alexandra Lightwood has had a crush on the infamous warlock Magnus Bane for what seems like millenia. Everything from his high-heeled boots and gelled hair has her smitten, but unfortunately he isn't anything close to "straight". But after making a gender-bending deal with a back alley fairy she finally has a shot at...