Alastor has gotten a promotion and Lucifer wants to celebrate... Human AU! WARNING SMUT

After the extermination Lucifer decided to stay in the hotel with his daughter, her girlfriend, and the other sinners. He was getting along with everyone except for one that constantly picked a fight with him. She tried everything to get them to get along but one day Angel Dust, one of the sinners, decided to play a prank on them. He didn't think it would get that bad but turns out Lucifer's immune to what he did but Alastor is not. What did Angel Dust do? Read to find out and this is a what if story. Oh yeah Lilith Divorced Lucifer 167 years ago but they stayed together in the same house to raise Charlie. Charlie doesn't know that they are divorced. I don't like people that cheat on their wife or anyone or anything like that so I always make the people divorced sorry not sorry. Oh and Lilith has been gone for 17 years not 7. This is my au. Ships Alastor x Lucifer-> Radioapple Charlie x Vaggie-> Chaggie Husk x Angel Dust-> HuskerDust Yes I aware that Alastor is canonically Asexual but that doesn't mean people who are ace cannot be in a romantic relationship with another person. Because I am Asexual. I'm okay with reading about sex content, but never I mean, never talking about it out loud. Google; Asexuality is generally defined as experiencing little to no sexual attraction to others. However, it is not a "one-size-fits-all" orientation. People on the asexual spectrum have widely varying relationships with sexual content and behavior: Aegosexuality: This is a specific identity where someone may enjoy reading, writing, or consuming sexual content (often called "smut" or erotica), but they feel no desire to be a participant in those scenarios themselves. The attraction is felt in the abstract or from a detached perspective. I use Google pictures. Sweet Revenge has two parts. Wings has three parts.

(Hazbin Hotel Human AU) Life is simple, and days are slipping by peacefully. Alastor spends his time watching over Vincent's family's land, as a fire watchman, and prolific serial killer. But suddenly his world is turned upside down the day he decides to put out a particular fire, and ends up accidentally summoning a force beyond his comprehension.

Alastor and Lucifer just want to make out and they have to keep their relationship a secret but Charlie has other plans and keeps interrupting them. How will they keep their relationship under wraps?

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, alastor experiences an unexpected rut, so to help him out, lucifer offers his services during his dire time of need.

⚠️Please don't read if you are not 14+⚠️ When Lucifer was stuck in the scary box he made a deal with Alastor but who knew that would change everything... I do not own any of the characters or arts! All credit goes to the rightful owners This book contains Weapons Self harm Suicide (thoughts) Blood Bad language S*x Violence

What if Lucifer Morningstar was, instead of being the canonically sweet and doting father, he had an executioner he could let his dark impulses and vengeful desires out on hell with? And what if that was Alastor, the radio demon, who had craved the power of the king of Hell for a long time....as well as a sparked romance between the two that proves stronger than Hell's foundation itself? (radioapple) ( NOT CANON) ❗️Beware, this is a dark one, and may be triggering for some so be warned, and recommended for mature readers, considering certain mature themes. ❗️

TV show: Hazbin Hotel (Vivziepop) Ship: Lucifer x Alastor Lucifer Morningstar visits the human world every hundred years. However, since the birth of his daughter, he hasn't had much time for his outings, and his next planned trip is also thwarted by babysiting Charlie. Lucifer, however, takes matters into his own hands and, without Charlie's mother's knowledge, takes his daughter on an educational trip to the Earth's surface. There, they encounter a charming serial killer, whom they catch in the act. Translated from my original story

Lilith wants to give up her crown to become a full-time performer. But Lucifer needs a Queen to rule Hell by his side since Charlie is neither ready nor willing to access the throne yet. The royal couple decides to organise a tournament in order to choose a new Queen. Only Overlords and higher-ranked demons can participate but to the surprise of Lilith and Lucifer, their closest friend Alastor decided he would not participate in said tournament. Instead, he spent his time observing the contestants struggle in the hope of accessing the crown. Unbeknownst to them, the next Queen has already been silently chosen: the Radio Demon himself. (Gift for @ApplePartySins)

When Lucifer wakes up with a hangover, naked, and right next to Alastor, the radio demon, of all people, he finds himself questioning his entire existence. But when he finds out that Alastor feels the same way about him, he begins to think that things wouldn't be so bad going forward, and maybe the depression that Lilith left behind could go away. And soon, it did. Lucifer felt happy for one of the first times in decades. Until his life is suddenly turned upside down. First Lilith shows up, trying to convince Charlie to give up on her dreams. And pretty soon, the threads of many secrets begin to unravel, and everyone at the hotel is on edge, waiting for the next crazy thing to happen. ... SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!! Children of the Devil!!!! WARNING: this book contains mentions of sexual assault and violence. If these make you uncomfortable please leave and I wish you the best. Also this book is rated mature for a reason if you are not 13 or older, then please find something else to read. DISCLAIMER: cover art is NOT MINE!! CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL ARTIST!!