Papyrus and Sans appear in Beach City, due to universe breaking logic, and they meet Steven Universe of all people. After Steven decides to introduce the skeleton brothers to his family of holograms with mass, misadventures occur as Papyrus and Sans create antics for the Crystal Gems and Steven. Most of these involving horrible puns and spaghetti.

Ever wandered what it's like to have someone's life in the palm of your hand? Knowing at the push if a trigger that they will cease to live in this world. To take a life and disappear the second after. Like a shadow in the dark you perform the devils work, knowing that there is a good reason as you try to convince yourself. You glide through life like smoke, the police can't even track you. All you have is a gun and your sharpest wits. Would you have what it takes to be a Indespectus? ~*~ "Assignment success, target is down" The bosses' voice resonates through my ear as they speak "Excellent, you're done for the night Ghost" "Got it Boss" I speak back. Slowly descending down the ladders to my motor cycle, I rode off into the night. ~*~

Tallulah Page needs a break. She's hardly ever got time for herself; she's a senior in school, on the cross-country team, is a straight A student, and has been organising children's parties since she was sixteen to earn some money. With the prospect of branching into other types of parties to plan, ultimately wanting to run her own business someday, she desperately needs to enlist someone to help her with the growth of her ambitions. But she needs a rest from being run off her feet all day, every day. All she can do is put an advertisement in the local newspapers with her name, number and a desperate plea and begin to play the waiting game. And the help she desperately needs may come along sooner than she first thought.

WARNING: as you've read in the title these stories will contain boyxboy action. Meaning between two males. This book contains various different one shots with a wide variety of themes.