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A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

"So what do we do?" "We can work something out. There's just one problem... We can't let your brother find out." ❁ Available now to order! Link in bio!

Emma Gray is the daughter of football coach, Adam Gray. There is one rule for Emma. NO DATING HIS PLAYERS! But how can anyone not be attracted to a bunch of shirtless HOT guys. Then there's Luke Carter, new to football and the school, bad boy, who doesn't know Mr. Gray's rule. Will Luke and Emma make the right decision or will their decision cost Luke his spot on the team? Read The Coach's Daughter to find out!

Warning! Some (most) of these poems are sad and depressing. Copyright © All Rights Reserved RachelandAriana 2014

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

As we stood outside in the cold, my mind wandered to freshman year, when I promised to help Andy with something and he said that he would hug me, but it would be awkward. I don't think that he wanted me to hear that, but I did and I have thought about it ever since. It had been two years since then, and what I did next I have no clue how I had the guts to do. Hey um Andy," I said hesitantly,"Can I uh.. Hug you?" Ya," he said in a soft tone that I had never heard him use before. Before I knew it, I had my arms wrapped around him, and his around me. I could feel his heart beating against mine, and the warmth of being wrapped up in his arms. Here I was, in the arms of one of my best friends, whom I had feelings for since freshman year, yet reality had set in when I realized that he could never be mine. I liked him. I mean I really like liked him, but he just didn't feel the same way. Will Andy ever like Alyssa the way she likes him, or will Alyssa's feelings ruin their friendship? This is a very short story. Let me know if you want more