...Hi? You're hear to read a short description of my story to see if you wish to read it, yes? How peculiar...I mean it seems normal on surface level to ask for such a thing, but how can I shorten my life into just a few words without any spoilers? If someone asked you to summarize yourself in a few words so they knew whether they liked you enough to continue a conversation, you would think them an asshole, no? I suppose I will tell you this though; I am this book, this book is me. literally. The rest? Best to save my story for the book. Shall I see you in the pages?