BOOK 1 // Human Error (COMPLETE) BOOK 2 // Human Instinct (IN PROGRESS) *NOW OPTIONED FOR A TV SHOW* "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness engineered right into their DNA." - William Shakespeare, 1602 (adapted for BioPlus) Astrid Oxford is not normal. Two hundred years into the future, society is recovering from global collapse, and genetic modification has saved the remaining population from a hunger crisis. The alteration of human DNA has been illegal since the technology was developed, but in the heart of New London, a sinister trend has emerged among society's elite. Designer children have been the city's best-kept secret for years, but strange side effects are now appearing as they hit adolescence. When a freak suicide forces modification into the public eye, eighteen-year-old Astrid is about to learn how difficult it is to stay under the radar when you really were born to stand out.

After an amusing banter at the library with a mysterious guy, Savannah hopes that it's the last she'll see of the bickering boy. Come to find out, he's a new student at her school who just so happens to be a junior, much like Savannah. He feels the need to stick around her even though she is the target for childish rumors, gave him the wrong number purposely, has all the comebacks for his pickup lines, tried to run him over with her car, constantly embarrasses him, and repeatedly tells him to 'get lost' or 'shove off.' During their many adventures, not only do they get into many bad situations but they make a few enemies along the way. Will his determination to befriend this stubborn girl spark a friendship between the two or a special kind of hatred? <><><> WARNING: I wrote this story when I was fetus- even more fetus than I am now. I was thirteen and I finished it two or three weeks after I turned 14. That means that this story has grammatical errors. So please, read at your own risk. --- I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE PICTURE IN THE COVER. I SIMPLY SLAM DUNKED SOME WORDS ONTO IT. I DON'T OWN THE PICTURE. I SIMPLY FOUND IT ON APP.

The ultimate guide for teen girls. Learn and absorb knowledge and tips you didn't know before. Need help in school? Having boy troubles? Wearing too much make-up? Get tips and advice. All the details are written here in the girls's sanctuary of secrets and forbidden rules.

This is a book filled with totally, stupendous, humiliating, demeaning, degrading, awkward, uncomfortable, compromising, humiliating and EMBARRASSING stories! MUST READ!

Steffy Vandergeld has it all. Beauty, popularity, money, love, everything. Perfect girl, perfect world. But what happens when her multi-million dollar business mogul father loses his fortune? The only means for survival is to auction off nearly everything they own, including the million dollar mansion, Steffy's BMW among many other things. And to make matters worse, her parents have to cancel the family summer trip to The Bahamas. With only a couple of thousand dollars left to the Vandergeld name, Steffy, her older brother, Spencer, and her parents leave behind their luxurious lifestyle in northern California and move to rural Tennessee. The family of four moves into Steffy's grandparent's home for and indefinite amount of time. On a farm. Having had everything handed to her in life, Steffy doesn't know anything about hard work. Being forced to wake up at the crack of dawn, feed the chickens, milk to cows and churn the butter, Steffy's in for a rough time. And of course, there's always a boy to complicate things ever further. Can Steffy survive life living on the farm? Or will this be her breaking point? © Copyright 2013 Millie Morgan. All Rights Reserved.

Hello there to the amazing little you who has stumbled upon this book. Naturally, the cover and title is the first thing that attracts a reader to a book, and hopefully I have done a good job on that. But I can telepathically know that you wonder what this book is about. Diary of a Muslim Girl features a teenage girl living a life full of twists and turns, where one moment she is smiling widely with her eyes crinkled, and the next moment she is crouching in the corner with her head down, crying her heart out. This story is of a girl with a hidden personality and a masked face, battling a painful and lonely inner war. This girl just wants to live a happy life..but fate doesn't want her to. [The title is temporary. It is subject to change according to the authors ever-changing mind]

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!