[Discontinued] Hisoka X Male reader X Illumi The cover was made by me :D "Remember when you told me to got to the pharmacy?" -[M] "...Yes?" -Illumi "Um They're out if my ADHD medication of five days!" -[M] "Oh my god..." -Illimi "It's gonna be a fun week!" -[M] "I'm going to my mother's." -Illumi "IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH MOTHER FUCKER!" -Hisoka [M] and his husbands do random shit. This is a crackfic in terrible disguise Praise our Lord and savior Jinxus Crime

[ HxH x Fem!Reader! ] ┊ ╭┈─────── ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- 𝐀 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 girl with godly powers and immortality finds herself in a world full of adventure! ╰┈─➤ ┊ ❝ That's weird... What do you think (y/n)? ❞ ❝ I think you look like an old man! ❞ ❝ Don't talk to me. ❞ ┊ Story Ranking: 🏅 #1 'hxh' on 23/08/2022 - 🏅 #1 'Kimono' on 15/10/2022 - 🏅 #1 'Exam' on 01/01/2024 - 🏅 #2 'hxhxreader' on 13/09/2022 - 🏅 #4 'hunterexam' on 01/01/2024 - 🏅 #7 'Anime' on 18/09/2022 - 🏅 #8 'crackfic' on 18/09/2022 - ┊ ▂▂▂ ｡˚ ➶｡ ✩.˚ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆! ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᶜᵘˢˢⁱⁿᵍ! ︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. ┊ ┊ ┊. ➶ ˚ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚✧ ┊ ˚➶ ｡˚ ✩ ✩ • ↳ 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ [Hunter X Hunter belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi! If you want to inquire me about anything contact me with aquafighter22@gmail.com. Some chapters will be rewritten once book is completed! ] ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙＊* ⚠There will be VERY SLOW updates! So please be patient with me ⚠ ────────────── written by: @MerryAust     ↳ ꒰🕐꒱ STATUS: [ 𝑜𝓃𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 ] 27 | 07 | 2022 - ?? | ?? | ???

A child who lived in dread and silence all his life with the cursed power of his family's bloodline. He must fight for his sanity. If he loses, it's all over. I don't own Hunter x Hunter or any of the characters besides (M/N).

COMPLETED ☆ Akasuki Freecss, the seventeen year old aspiring Hunter with the generational ability called, "Third Eye". With his ability he can see someone's aura and know their nen abilities with nothing more then a glance. Suki decided to become a Hunter with the intention of helping others and protecting his cousin, Gon, but what he didn't know was the future that awaited him and how the chain user, the magician and the assassin would change it forever. ■■ MALE READER VERSION (Male, he/him pronouns. I will have two other versions with the same plot but the reader/oc is a female or gender nonconforming individual on my page) Please note that I originally write this story with a female character in mind so thats why in this version Akasuki is a little more flamboyant then "normal" men are. ●● TRIGGER WARNING: Violence, pain, suicide and triggers are mentioned. At the beginning of each chapter I will try to list any possible triggers beforehand. ■■ Everything in this story belongs to the creators of Hunter x Hunter. The only things that I created were the Third Eye, and any additional characters not mentioned in the series. ●● Furthermore there will be absolutely no smut or NSFW content so don't worry! Enjoy.

"So you're telling me that you ordered the password and now you're stuck having to take the exam?...Now that is comedy gold." Leorio started to calm down from his laughing fit and wipe the tears away from his eyes. "Stop laughing about it old man! I could die!" "Who you calling old man!" "Obviously Gon!... Of course i'm calling you it!" "At least I didn't join the hunter exam by accident!" Y/n kept her narrowed eyes on Leorio, yet put her hand out making a grabbing motion towards Gon who tightly grip his fishing pole inching away, "Gon give me your fishing pole, i'm about to strangle a bitch." ☆ NOT A ROMANCE! PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS AND FOCUSES MORE ON CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND HOW BADASS Y/N IS BECOMING :) she/her pronouns STARTED : FEBRUARY 2021 FINISHED : ?? please do not copy any of my ideas without permission, thanks xx -All owned to Yoshihiro Togashi. Apart from the idea I have come up with for Y/n as well as other OC's for her to fight. -Based and followed from the 2011 Anime

At that exact moment, three explosions sounded in the distance. Followed by the sprinkler system flicking on. Shalnark paused, slowly turning over to you. Staring for a long moment before speaking, "You brought bombs?" You stared back, considering telling him that they were, in fact, just fireworks. You decided against it, "Something like that." "You're crazier than us sometimes," Phinks huffed. Feitan, who had seen you place the fireworks, didn't correct him. After all, snitches get stitches. -or- Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission. So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them. Unexpectedly this meaningless idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be much more. - This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. TRIGGER WARNINGS •Hisoka shows up twice • Hisoka might be mentioned more than once •Mentions of murder/blood •Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka •Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name •Mentions of torture •This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh •Manipulative/toxic behaviors •The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned •Constantly changing writing styles •Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home? •But only in a negative light •He gets traumatized by cards I swear •Author is a silly little guy Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it. Don't own any art used i

Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns. The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic. 👀TWs👀 •Ooc characters •Cussing •Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka •Idiotic author •No respect for the fourth wall •Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot •Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family) •(Terrible) Puns •Absolutely no plot •We've replaced plot •Absolute chaos>Plot •By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun •Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun •Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏 •A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs •Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably more Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos. I don't own HxH yet I don't own any of the art used is this book

[THIS FANFIC IS CURRENTLY BEING REMADE] The Author is in currently posting new chapters of this fic's remake. The remake has the same concept, but the Phantom troupe is far more in character, the humor is less outdated, and the writing is much better. It's heavily recommended that you disregard this fic, and read the remake instead. But it's ultimately your decision. ---------------------------- You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

"Hunter x Hunter" ||various x reader|| 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚇 𝙷𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍? 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 "𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌" 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙷𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚆𝙴𝙸𝚁𝙳𝙾𝚂. -𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 -𝚗𝚘 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚎 -𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 -𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎 -𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚞.𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍

HxH X Isekai'd fem!Reader (Harem) Love interest: Hisoka, Illumi, Wing, Chrollo, Kurapika, Feitan, Shalnark, Phinks (newly added LI: Kastro, Kite, Knuckle, Shoot, Knov, Pitou) Might be added (I'm still thinking about it): Uvogin, Pokkle, Pouf, Youpi, Ging, Pariston (and girls like Machi, Pakunoda, Shizuku, Mito) ✖︎✖︎✖︎✖︎✖︎✖︎ Y/n gets isekai'd into HxH, finding herself standing in front of an elevator which opened up to reveal Hisoka. In confusion, she steps in and it takes her down and to the 287th Hunter Exam. Join Y/n as she: embarrasses her cat, gives Kurapika a migraine, somehow doesn't die, steals hearts and souls, makes Killugon, Leopika and Hisoillu fanart, kidnaps, gets kidnapped, goes to jail, and accidentally becomes an auction item! ✖︎✖︎✖︎✖︎✖︎✖︎ ‼️WARNINGS‼️ ⚠️ Language ⚠️ Secondhand embarrassment (you WILL cringe) ⚠️ Thirsty reader (go drink water 💦) ⚠️ Hisoka being a red flag 🚩 (mentions of pedophilia) ⚠️ Murder! Gore! Blood! Yay! 💃🩸