I am making a joke book and these jokes contain the following: cussing threating and mario carting people thanks for reading!!

Niall’s pretty. There’s no denying it. Baby blue eyes framed by thick lashes, full pouty lips, porcelain skin, often flushed with a light pink. Yeah, Liam might have a slight attraction to him. But he was like a brother – besides, how could he ever try to be with someone who looked like an angel and that was his best friend? Two Boys. Liam&Niall fighting for there love to remain but all comes with its effects, the boys have to fight for what and who they love or will they crash and burn, and for it to simply be nothing at all. Their struggle to keep their love alive may conclude in violence or even for it to simply be a memory, will both of the boys make it though their secret love affair or is it just a silly little game...?

WARNING TRIGGER Just a collection of poems that are written about self harm and depression. All poems written by me unless said otherwise Cover by lilydawnxx

Vanessa was going on a trip to London with her best friends. Obviously, you can't go there without falling in love? Well Vanessa felt different. She never thought she would. Until at the airport, she unexpectedly grabs the wrong suitcase, but whose could it be? After she figures it all out, she doesn't know what's gonna happen after that. Will her life be normal, or will more drama come up?

Fanfiction from Sherlock Holmes to Fifty Shades of Grey and Beyond . . . What is fanfiction, and what is it not? Why does fanfiction matter? And what makes it so important to the future of literature? Fic is a groundbreaking exploration of the history and culture of fan writing and what it means for the way we think about reading, writing, and authorship. It's a story about literature, community, and technology-about what stories are being told, who's telling them, how, and why. With provocative discussions from both professional and fan writers, on subjects from Star Trek to The X-Files and Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Harry Potter, Twilight, and beyond, Fic sheds light on the widely misunderstood world(s) of fanfiction-not only how fanfiction is transforming the literary landscape, but how it already has. See more and where to buy: http://www.smartpopbooks.com/book/fic SPECIAL DISCOUNT: If you've been enjoying the free sample chapters here on Wattpad, my publisher's discounted the e-book on Amazon for a limited time to $3.99 Wattpad link here: http://bit.ly/ficonwattpad. Readers outside the US can find links for the discount here: http://www.smartpopbooks.com/399fic

   How would you feel if your family got in a car crash and died? Where would you go? What would you do? Meet Chloe Davis. She's 17. What she doesn't know, is that her long lost uncle is One Direction's manager. What happens when he's your God father, and you have to live with One Direction? Living with 5 boys is hard, but living with 5 gorgeous, famous, British/Irish guys is harder. 

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

This book is made for Liam and Niall i love you two and Niam is true they even told me themselves i hope all of you guys likes it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!