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JEFF THE KILLER TRILOGY - part 2 - Kate the Killer - After running away, killing for love, fighting for life, and striving for the safety of sanity, Kate Chambers has finally found where she is suppose to be; where she belongs. But don't go thinking everything is okay now, because it isn't. At all. People are still searching for her, and they're not giving up. They'll try to tear her away from her new life, and try to tame her new-found ways. But that isn't the biggest problem here. Something has happened between Jeff and Kate, and now they have to fight even harder because of it. What is it that I'm talking about? Will they succeed in stealing Kate back? Will they even try to kill our beloved Jeff? READ TO FIND OUT! :D

*Editing* - PART 1 OF 3 (Heart Shaped Blood Stains) - Kate Chambers was a sixteen year old sophomore, already moved out and on her own with her best friend Kyle, and living a completely normal life... That is until she finds a strange picture in Kyle's bedroom, of a man with a white face, a carved, fleshy smile, and silvery white eyes. From there, her IP address and curiosity unleashed her fate with a man named Jeff Woods, also known as, Jeff the Killer. He kidnaps her, keeps her for himself, and ushers her into a world of killing and insanity. As much as she wants to forget, to fight the feeling, and to return home, her past is destroyed, and she cannot fight the insane killer she has become. The reason why being: she falls in love, with Jeff the Killer. [the story's so much better than the description... please read!]

*FIRST BOOK IN THE Dear My Sanity SERIES* "Look at your hands. Their blood is on your hands." Jamie stares at her blood covered hands. She clenches her jaw, a muffled scream coming from her. I let her scream but I look around, knowing the police would come soon. If she wants to avoid being caught, she needs to get over her little crisis already. "Get up," I say quickly, going over and grabbing onto her arm to pull her up. "Come on, the police will be coming soon. You're not going to jail." She struggles against me, screaming, "No! You're going to kill me if I go with you." "This all can be erased," I insisted. The wailing of sirens tells me I need to convince her quickly. Jamie pauses, thinking hard. "Fine," she says. "Let's go then." I say no more as I run. She picks up my pace and follows me as I lead her away from her first murders and into her new life. I think it's one she'll fit well into.

**SECOND BOOK IN THE Dear My Sanity SERIES** "That explains a lot." "I bet it does." The mask prevents me from seeing her face but I can just tell she is smiling at me; at my misery. It makes me want to tear her apart limb from limb. But, I restrain myself. It would do me no good to waste energy with her. I got the information I wanted and now I have to go. My mom needs me. "Is that all?" I growl, smacking her hand away. "Yes, it is." "Good," And then I punch her in the face. ~*~*~