You know for as much as MLP stories go I have never seen one where they dive deep into the portals and the what ifs, like what if there was a group who knew about these portals before the Princess, before Sunset, before there was the bearers of harmony. This story is the first idea I had about a book and wasn't supposed to be made, that's why I had my second idea "What do you mean I can't bang the Princess?" be created to test the waters. Now that I've dived into multiple genres of MLP Au's, it's time to see what my first idea was about. Special thanks for Ms.Poppin for the sickass cover art.

"what do you mean I can't bang the princess?" "The only thing worse than heartbreak is blueball" "I plead guilty if I get to sleep with you" we have here y/n, a male alicorn (geez how creative), trying to snag a one night stand with the great monarch Celestia, despite the obvious dynamic they do have a good friendship, but what happens when one too many secrets are exposed, when friendship couldn't solve everything, and why's y/n naked? When you've read as much mlp fanfics you sometimes can see a pattern in most stories, I have made this story to subvert your expectations, to give you something new and never before seen (at least I think) yes this story has a male reader, yes its yn cuz Im too lazy to give a name, and yes this is heavily celestia focused, or is it?

What happens when the only cure is locked behind waves and waves of zombies from all types of games? Can friendship really survive in a world where they only have themselves, luckily magic has solved most problems but the infection continues to grow. Y/n is no stranger to the undead but can he trust his new allies in these trying times or will he succumb to the madness and stress like the others. I have here about 6 zombie like viruses/infection. I can always add more if we want (Please don't ask for dead space, they wouldn't survive. JK I would try to make it work). I've seen a small amount of MLP zombie AU's that have a male reader and I just decided I might as well write the story I would of loved to come across. This story won't be priority and more like a Y/n aura farm book most likely. So expect chapters with less insight on editing and trying to get the story out. Although I may pop in a good long chapter once in a while.

Well the cast from "What do you mean I can't bang the princess?" are now going to see some interesting things. Come along and be a witness to what the ponies will think of their "Prince" now that they have access to the very same story they have lived and currently living.

Y/n isn't an idiot, at least he thinks he isn't because if there's one thing he knows its that horses don't walk like him. At least he thinks they're horses. did he become a horse too??? Join me as we see Y/n navigate the world of Equestria with DUMMY luck and somehow becoming apart of their world, for better or worse. Hey, decided to make an anthropomorphic story. No lemon because I see that way too much with a concept like this so yeah. Just gonna throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks. Definitely short chapters seeing how I'm balancing about 4 other stories. Did I spoil another story?? Oh silly me.