ed sheeran

Y/N had a difficult childhood. Ever since her mother sold her to infamous Mafia Boss Harry Styles, she knew what it felt like to be broken. One day she finally fled but got lost in the woods and befriended a sexy ginger man who barks at things. But he has a dark secret; he's emo. And a werewolf. Will Y/N learn to love this alpha bad boy in every form? Can she fix his eternally brocken soul?

Last night he was in your room, and now ur bed sheets smell like Ed Sheeran, more Sheeran than Ed Rated Z for internalized heterophobia. 69+ no virgin babies allowed (I wrote this in middle school and never published/finished it and I've changed and grown as a person so please spare me)

What used to be Ed just stepping on you has become much, much worse.

my king eddie 🥵🥵😩😩🦋🦋

THIS IS A JOKE LMAO PLS DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUS- 💀💀💀 I PUT LOTS OF EFFORT IN THIS SO GO AHEAD AN LIKE IT 😍🔫

you fall n love with the mst alpha male of them alll... ED SHEERAn!?!?!! This is satire. Also all the images except for the one in new bad habits are made by me

do not read !1!11!!11!!!11111!!!!!!!!!1!!11111!!!!!

Ed Sheeran x The Lorax. Enjoy. (or don't obv) #1 in satire - Nov 19 '25

you are shreks gf but... he chets on you with fiona. later, ed comes to comfort you.