The creepypastas have a chatroom. Madness insured. I am not liable for: Insanity, Uncontrollable Laughter, and/or Feeling that this story is pointless and stupid. Sweet Dreams! Oh wait....never mind, just read on.

What happens if a bunch of cold-hearted, obnoxious, childish, killers kidnaps you..for fun? Play with your life a little.