A nightmare, a cup of tea, a warm bath, and far too much cuddling. Pure Vanilla has a solution for almost everything. Enjoy reading!

[ONESHOT (16+)] [VAMPIRE! AU; they are not cookies but humanoid!!] -°A lonely traveler was passing the forest until he found an old mansion.. he thought it was abandoned, yet to his surprise, it was incredibly well-kept, for a building that was unoccupied. However.. he didn't expect someone *else* to be there with him. [[Notices (might be updated): + Pure Vanilla is *not* blind in this fanfiction (as he is blind/partially blind/visually impaired in canon). + I made Shadow Milk be taller, Pure Vanilla to be shorter. + Pure Vanilla is half elven, half man. + Other things should be explained alongside the lore.]]

THIS IS NSFW!!! tags thingy: Fandom: Cookie Run Kingdom (Video Game) Characters/relationships: Awakened! Pure Vanilla (top) x Shadow Milk Cookie (bottom) Category: MLM/BL, Tws: English is not my first language, vulgar language used, (other in #) Word/characters count: 8263/44540 Tags: #cringelol #human!pvxsm #human!smilk #human!pvanilla #pureshadow #vanillamilk #puremilk #shadowmilk #purevanilla #toppvc #bottomsmc #toppvcxbottomsmc #soulplay #souljam #souljamplay #biting? #nondescriptivesex #sleepingwitheachother #lackoflogicmaybe #lackingsense #icouldnlockin #theirdynamicmightnotmakesense #mightbeooc #outofcharacter? #alternateuniverse #au #noncanon #swearing #cursing (this took me longer to correct/check for mistakes than actually write tbh)

UHm.... anyways this is CRK and BL so don't mind me rq-

(heh... I was bored..)

copy paste of the legendary jambound on ao3 :D NONE of this masterpiece is my creation, all rights reserved to jamma on ao3 ❤️

idk, gay.

uh hello! I currently have a crippling obsession with cookie run kingdom, and for some bad reason the shadowvanilla ship decided to cling onto me. send help. PLEASE-SOOOOO instead of realizing it probably won't be canon, I'm sitting here writing smut to further deepen my interest. so, if you happen to be a shadowvanilla shipper, you came to the right place, because that's ALL THIS FUCKING BOOK IS ABOUT. i will mainly be writing smut. (and angst, and fluff, and lemon, and more smut-) 1. to get used to writing it for future purposes. 2. because im fucking touch deprived for no apparent reason/silly 3. well.. it's smut. smut is juicy. AND THE HCS I'VE SEEN ARE AWESOME SO IM STEALING THEM. without further ado, I hope to see you again! yes, i have a dandy's world one shot book too, so go check that out cause uh yeah idk but don't expect any updates soon if you go there

Please don't mind the picture, idk what to put there, but anyways, faerieking!

~Lots Lots LOTS of smut be warned~ ~may be sensitive topics~