*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

Life hasn't always been easy for Juliette Morrison, but she feels like now her luck might finally be turning around. Having booked a screen test for what could quite possibly be her first big picture film ever, she couldn't be more ecstatic... until she falls face first into the audition room, right in front of Henry Cavill's feet...

In a world where humans and elves had always lived in harmony, a prophecy was made that an evil power would arise and bring the ruin of the human kingdom. Blinded by fear, the human race turned against the elves and the animosities that followed were to transform their kingdoms. Ines is a woman living in a man's world. No one in the army knows her true identity, and she'd rather keep it that way. Unbeknownst to her, though, someone has already found out her secret and her time is running out. She will have to uncover the truth behind the prophecy and her past that are slowly rising to the surface, and hope she is not too late. . . . . . '𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝖕𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝖆 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖉𝖞.' '𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚?' . . . . . Highest ranking #4 in Medieval (28/06/2022) Highest ranking #1 in Elves (24/10/2022) Highest ranking #4 in War (21/09/2023)

[Completed] Christine's life was completely shattered when a car accident left her with amnesia. Now she has to rely on her husband, Jack, to help put all the broken pieces of her life back together. But which pieces are real and which pieces are fabricated? One of the pieces seems to be a handsome stranger; a man she feels pulled to. Can she trust Jack? It seems he's holding back a few secrets, but Christine learns she has some secrets of her own, too. [Mature] Sexual and violent themes FYI, Jack is inspired by actor Tobias Menzies, Tom is inspired by actor Tom Hardy, and Christine is inspired by actress Gal Gadot. Tom is not, nor has ever been, inspired by Charlie Puth... I'm not even sure how anyone came to think of that. But if that's who you imagine, have at it! Lol! Enjoy! Please vote and if you feel so inclined, leave comments! Votes and comments are motivators for us writers. Like it? Let us know! Otherwise we have doubts.

2016 WATTY AWARD WINNER - HQ LOVE THE TERM SHEET is a fast-paced technothriller about entrepreneurship, startups, encryption, and the delicate balance between national security and individual privacy. Its complex characters explore thought-provoking questions about the role of technology in an ever-changing society. Step into the high-stakes game played by today's technology innovators, who push the envelope and risk it all. Get ready, this thrilling book gives you a taste of what startups are really like. _____________________________________________________ David Alexander, a young programmer in Portland, Oregon, loathed his job. Computer programming had always come naturally, but being an employee never suited him. So he tried entrepreneurship instead. After making a series of embarrassing blunders, David finally hit on a startup idea that stuck: encrypted chat. Sure there were alternatives, but as Edward Snowden has shown us, most of them (willingly or unwillingly) have backdoors for spies and bad guys. A new approach made David's app one of the most secure options out there, which caught the attention of many people, including Shawn Douglas from the Secret Service. Shawn Douglas worked with eight different presidents, preventing twenty assassination attempts, forty-three terrorist plots and two bullets. When he was promoted to a desk job overseeing and organizing travel, he picked up on a cryptic email thread that hinted at a threat to the President's life. In a race to unravel the conspiracy, Shawn and David both have to make some difficult decisions. Will Shawn stop the terrorists in time? Will David be able to navigate his startup out of a crisis and keep his entrepreneurial dream alive? Or will fate deal them both a crushing hand? Read the book to find out.

"Sure, it was robots this time. But who's to say that it won't be zombies next time? And when the zombies do come, who's going to be ready for it? Me." - Marietta "I mean, like, say what you want about the robots, but at least they weren't gross!" - Lila Welcome to the long-awaited sequel to the irreverent and uproarious 2015 Watty Award-winning EVERYONE DIED + MY iPHONE STOPPED WORKING! It's been three years since humanity was *almost* wiped out and the lucky survivors are now breathing easy, confident that they no longer have anything to fear from murderous robots. And indeed, they do not. But unbeknownst to them, there is another extinction-level threat on the horizon. It's a ferocious new enemy... and it smells terrible. Cover art courtesy of my ridiculously talented friend Dave Pressler. http://www.davepresslerart.com

BLACK MIRROR meets PRETTY LITTLE LIARS in this multimedia thriller where an anonymous advice website gets hacked and the dark origins of the site start to come to light. (shortlisted for the 2017 wattys, #1 in mystery/thriller)

Married for centuries and reunited after living nearly half a world apart, two vampires give in to temptation's lure. ❧ This work was featured and published in the Love Slave: Dark Desires anthology. You can purchase the entire anthology at the below retailers: Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Love-Slave-Desires-Harley-Easton-ebook/dp/B016AYQVAM/ref=sr_1_6?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1444776700&sr=1-6&keywords=Love+Slave%3A+Dark+Desires Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-slave-lit-select/1123387583;jsessionid=8F05F25BADADA3183971BB4F7A0CE060.prodny_store01-atgap08?ean=2940152350241 Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/577197 ❧ Cover made by Surviving_Dreams

When Wattpad and Simon & Schuster get together to publish a book centered around our favorite celebrities, you know you're in for a wild ride. Here's my side of the story with a pinch of English charm.

Maddie is a writer. A famous one in fact, on her twentieth birthday she is invited on TV. Maddie's life is turned around and around when none other than Benedict Cumberbatch is shoved her way. One huge problem Maddie has a troubled past, but will that stop from love blooming? Things get worse through out the story. Benedict and Maddie find out how they and why they met. This was all planned from the beginning.....