"Do you have any idea how crazy you're driving me?" I pushed my dark hair behind my ear and tugged on the seams of my letterman jacket. "Crazy in love? Yeah, I tend to have that affect on people," she responded, placing a tender kiss on my cheek. One that she knew made me a sucker for her. . this is a prequel about my previous story "you're useless" :)

"Are you sure you want to come down? The ladder is really unsturdy," the boy questioned, not wanting you to hurt yourself at his expense. You simply scoffed, it's difficult to say no to seeing such a gorgeous man. "Shut it McCormick, I'm coming down out of my own free will. I've been waiting to spend time with you all day." THIS IS A SLOW BURN STORY; I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE . hi im so sorry, the reader is a woman. i'm mainly writing this for my own pleasure. again, i apologize if this offends you at all, that's just how i wish to write my story. I DO NOT OWN ANY SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS i apologize for any grammatical mistakes!! WARNING: * this story may not be age appropriate for anyone below 16; you're choosing to read this story at your own risk, warnings will be placed at the beginning of chapters

[ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ] 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜'𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫? 𝐢𝐝𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐛𝐭𝐰, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. ⚠ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ !!! ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏʟᴅ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴍɪɴᴇ. sᴏ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴛ's sʜɪᴛ. ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ *ೃ 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 18- 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 -2020 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 : 07- 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 -2022 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 : 13-𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡-2022 new update : 01- March- 2023 !! REWRITE COMING SOON .

< 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃 . . . 𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄. > [ 𝐒𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐄 !! ] 𝐘𝐞𝐩. 𝐀 𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 !! 𝐘/𝐍 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐌𝐜𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐩, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 ? 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 18 / 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 / 2022 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 : 05 / 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 / 2022 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 : / /

If he can't have you then no one can. Kyle is your obsessed ex-boyfriend who ends up in a mental asylum for murdering the men that dared to interact with you.

Kenny McCormick's NASCAR career takes a turn when you become his new media manager🧡🏁 Spicy🥵 All characters are 18+

Kenny McCormick is a bit of a fuckboy in this one but he falls for u💘 All characters are 18+ Spicy & contains violence so watch out! Kenny McCormick is a masked vigilante by night and by day he plays for the South Park High basketball team, works full time at Shitty Wok, and cares for his little sister, Karen all while trying to keep a passing grade... and falling for you. 🏅#2 in kennymccormick

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ You make the acquaintance of Kenny McCormick because of a drunken encounter, thinking you would never see him again. On your first day at South Park High school, you find out that Kenny is one of your new classmates. The two of you continue seeing each other in private, insisting it stay 'our secret'. Things begin changing rapidly when Kenny starts to have romantic feelings towards you. Will this change everything? Or will he continue to be your secret? Mature Themes ⚠️ - Cursing - Underage Drinking - Underage Smoking - Drug Use - LOTS OF Sexual Situations

❝Shut the fuck up! Even though some of that might be true, 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙩 (Y/n) would pick me over you any day!❞ Stan shouted. ❝You know what, Stan! 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙩! There's no way in hell she'd choose your toxic ass anyway!❞ Kyle fired back. Start: April 2023- End: June 2023