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This *points up* is a collection of memes, jokes, maybe headcanons and AU ideas etc about a bunch of book fandoms (although I might cheat and include Star Wars. Deal with it.) These are mainly: ~Harry Potter ~Percy Jackson ~The Trials of Apollo ~The Kane Chronicles ~Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard ~The Hunger Games ~The Mortal Instruments ~The Infernal Devices ~The Dark Artifices ~Vampire Academy ~A Series of Unfortunate Events No TMR or Divergent any more.

You're all probably pretty much familiar with the drill. If not, check out the earlier books. 'The Life of a Fangirl, Basically', 'The Life of a Fangirl, Basically: The Sequel' and 'The Life of a Fangirl, Basically: The Third Book.' Creative, I know. So, anyway, this is a collection of fandom memes, headcanons, theories, oneshots, aesthetics and all that. Fandoms are: ~Harry Potter ~Percy Jackson ~The Hunger Games ~Divergent ~The Shadowhunter Chronicles ~The Maze Runner And occasionally things from The Kane Chronicles and A Series of Unfortunate Events. Maybe more, if I join more fandoms along the way!

Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, this book is for you. Because it seems to me like that is the case for some people. Not all books are going to be entirely unique, but sometimes there needs to be a balance between both sides. And I'm here to help you find it. If there are 500 words in a chapter, can you spot the clichés?

If you're reading this, you've probably already read The Life of a Fangirl, Basically and The Life of a Fangirl, Basically: The Sequel. If not, you can read them first or just read this. There's no particular order. Like its prequels, this just a collection of memes, quotes, jokes etc about either everyone who is part of a book fandom or these particular fandoms: ~Harry Potter ~Rick Riordan's books (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles and stuff about the future books, too) ~The Hunger Games ~Divergent ~The Mortal Instruments ~The Infernal Devices ~The Maze Runner Read on for a laugh and company in fangirls like you :)

• Finalist of мα∂ιв79'ѕ 'тнє нσввιт/ℓσтя fαиfιcтισи cσмρєтιтισи' • Hello every person in the magical land of Computer! It's us: Merry and Pippin! Ya know, the handsomest, smartest Hobbits to ever live? Especially me, Merry. Ow, ow, okay, stop hitting me Pippin! So, Tarwa let us write stories on her Wattpad account. Yay! Put a sock in it guys. Hey, it's Tarwa! Yep, I actually let Merry and Pippin use my computer. Ugh, anyway. They'll post how life's going in Middle-earth, and a bit about their day. WARNING: People who are allergic to weirdness, DO NOT READ! Okay, just read it. Cover by SineadRobin (go follow her!).

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

If you're reading this book, I assume you've already read the first book, The Life of a Fangirl, Basically. If you haven't, I'd suggest you go read that first, but it doesn't really matter. This is basically a collection of fandom memes, quotes, theories etc. The fandoms I'm part of and which are featured in this book are mainly Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (like, both series), The Hunger Games, Divergent, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices and The Maze Runner. If you're in these fandoms, check this book out!

So, yeah. This is a book (well, not actually technically a book, but whatever) all about book nerds! If you belong in one or more fandom (especially, Harry Potter, Rick Riordan, Hunger Games and Divergent), then CONTINUE to have a laugh :)

wAlice is just a regular girl with her own hopes and dreams and a life to get on with - what she definitely doesn't need is a mysterious transportation to another world filled with terrifying creatures and men with swords! Her life is about to be turned upside down and there's nothing she can do about it... Yet!