If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

We all know the story of Christian, Gloria and James, but how did everything start? In this story, you'll be able to see the start of the new Civil War, how the trio came to be, and James' journey into madness. (This is a prequel. Please read "Hollow Lies of Working Class Heroes" first.)

Gloria and Christian are your average teens...except for the fact that they're leading the rebel forces in the new civil war. As if fighting the armed forces wasn't troubling enough, one of their close friends and most valued agents, James aka the Jesus of Suburbia, goes missing. Almost simultaneously, a psychotic killer appears and takes on their forces as well as the armed forces single-handedly...or so they think. The killer known as "Saint Jimmy" constantly speaks to someone about his plans, but no one knows who, or what for that matter, it is. Gloria and Christian decide to set out, apprehend Jimmy, and find James-whether he's dead or alive!

Heaven is for the saints and Hell is for the sinners. Simple as that right? Not. Even. Close. Sometimes, people do the wrong things for the right reasons, or they are just insane and their actions cannot be determined. In those situations, those people are sent to Limbo--a place between Heaven and Hell. In Limbo, the souls are tested by four trials. These trials decide where the souls end up. Saint Jimmy is one of the souls to end up in Limbo. How will he fare in the trials? (In case this wasn't implied, you should probably read "Hollow Lies of Working Class Heroes" first. Reading "Son of Rage and Love" is not required, though is recommended. Thank you!)