"Just a small initiation, nothing too serious." Couldn't be too hard, right? So why are you - the all-new frat sweetheart - being pinned to the bed and stuffed full from all ends by your frat brothers? + More heinous JJK smut fics and headcanons from my Tumblr that make my ancestors look down in shame. LATEST: Of course, you hated your ex-husband. Of course, you found yourself in bed with him on your wedding anniversary. (Toji x Reader)

【AUTHOR: VALLEYKEY】 ➤Source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36776911/chapters/91746943 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭: @ggss_cc on Twitter 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: The boy shifts on his feet. "The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?" Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. "Satoru," he says, dangerous edge to his voice, "what did you do?" Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. "...Whoops?" "I," Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, "am this close to mass murder." He's joking. Probably. ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from. --- 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: 1. "Getou Suguru is His Own Warning" is a blanket warning for homicidal thoughts, genocidal thoughts, intrusive thoughts, use of "monkey" as a derogatory term, bad mental health, feelings of inferiority, bad eating habits, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, and probably more 2. THERE WILL BE NO ROMANCE BETWEEN ADULT GOJO AND TEEN SUGURU! Regardless of Gojō's relationship with his own timeline's Getō, Gojō views Suguru as a child. He doesn't view him in a romantic or sexual way at all. And teen Suguru is only interested in his own Satoru. 3. All characters and relationships are roughly tagged in order of page-time/importance. So, like, don't read this because you're super excited for megumi content or something 4. this fanfic dubiously fits the "Graphic Depictions Of Violence" archive warning. I decided not to tag it because it's not even half as graphic as the source material itself, but there are a few broken bones and strangling in later chapters. 5. Nobamaki is the only side pairing, and does not feature heavily at all. 6. You should be spoiler-safe to read this if you've read the Shibuya arc! there will be no references to anything beyond it :)

𝔩𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔰 | 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔰𝔲𝔤𝔲 Suguru knew that he'd always worship the man before him as though he were truly a god himself. Satoru the jujutsu sorcerer with power akin to a deity is never supposed to break down, and Suguru helps him do just that. Basically, Satoru fucks with his cursed technique the wrong way, and Suguru helps him but because of this, it changes their relationship entirely. -> There is no smut in this but I rated it mature for mentions of sex, and language. There are dom/sub undertones though, and non sexual submission scenes. ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: 3.26.22 ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ: 5.17.22 I originally posted this on Ao3 first and decided I should post it here too. ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀꜱ: 4/4* After the fourth chapter, new parts were added 1/2/23. This fic is cross-posted on ao3 under RespectableInsomniac!

Welcome to my second collection of Jujutsu Kaisen oneshots! I have a problem. I'm just writing what I want to read. (s) = smut (f) = fluff (a) = angst Ranks: • #1 in xreaderoneshots [Started: 1/1/2024] [Ended: ... ] Cover art of Gojo by @_3aem on twitter ! >> I do not own Jujutsu Kaisen or any of its characters or settings <<

You either take your chances or life takes them away from you, and Noritoshi let that happen too many times before he achieved the freedom to stand his ground. A five part story.

"Isn't my'lady the cutest?" "Satoru, you're impossible. The most insufferable-and delusional-man I've ever known." "Delusional? You know other men? My lady... you're breaking my heart here." (Doesn't follow the canon events. No manga spoilers.) Has happy ending (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠-⁠☆ Contains fluff and smut, just skip it if you are uncomfortable. Gifs and images are not mine

"Gojo! Your ward sneaked into my daughter's room three times using his Shadow technique!" "Oh my god! He really did that using his Shadow Technique?! I'm so proud of him!" Fluff | Too much fluff | Dad!Nanami | Smut | Tsundre!Megumi | Slowburn | Happy Endings | Gifs and images not mine

When Gojo and you were studying at Jujutsu High, you couldn't help but fall deeply in love with your best friend. But years have passed, and you still remain Gojo's only weak point. To your misfortune. (Slow burn| Spoilers) (Read it in Spanish on Wattpad: @_Hiroka_ )

| Gojo Satoru x Telepath!Reader | Set during 2006 | Smut | Fast Paced | Gore | Her mind is never quiet. Drenched in a sea of thoughts that aren't her own, her telepathy is both her greatest weapon-and her greatest curse. But everything changes when she meets him. Gojo Satoru. Sixteen years old. Arrogant. Brilliant. Untouchable. And for some reason... completely unreadable. She can't hear him. He can't predict her. And in a world where knowing someone is survival, the unknown becomes intoxicating. Thrown into the chaos of Jujutsu High, she battles cursed spirits, fractured alliances, and the creeping dread of a war no one sees coming. He is the one mind she can't touch. She is the one person he can't figure out. Together, they're an anomaly. And in this world-anomalies don't last. ⚠️ Warnings: Gore • Death • Smut • Emotional Trauma • Canon-Typical Violence

these are cross-posted on Ao3 and Tumblr!