Here are some comebacks to use if you don't have anything else to say

➳ Best ➟ Savage ⤐ Comebacks *SEQUEL IS OUT!!!* Please check out my other books: + Best Savage Comebacks 2 + How To Make Wattpad Emojis + Blood Ribbon (I got all comebacks from the internet. Credit to the people who created the comebacks😇) Started: 07/08/2017 Ended: 03/09/2017

This is a comeback book if some of these come back offends you then don't read them. But other than that, I hope you all enjoy my comeback book full of hilarious and savage insults that will have you falling out of your chair

[COLLEGE AU] His college life has been fine, or maybe boring. He has a stable GPA, diligently does assignments from his lecturers, and makes friends with a lot of people (no, no, that's a lie he sucks at socializing). Then things happened. From a man who suddenly proposes to him, some bitches tries to disturb his life, to his father's regrets. Michael is confused whether his life can still be said to be normal or not anymore. Warnings: AU, ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, NOT CANON, BOYS LOVE, grammar mistakes, mistypes, ships, perhaps slow update DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.

[RANDOM AU/NOT CANON] Romantic relationship? Hah! He failed it like he failed his marriage in past, so say no more! That's when until he met a random man in a bar who thought he was wasted (insolent! He has high tolerance to alcohol!) and turned out this hotti-ahem, tall polite British-German man is his new neighbor. Is he actually single or taken? Well if he caught a feelings then he should take a responsible of it, even though that man accidentally impregnate a woman? (Forgive him for thinking he did.) Warnings: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, AU, AR, NOT CANON, VINCENT X WILLIAM, VINLIAM, RUSHED, GRAMMARS, DLDR! Genre: Romance, family, drama, comedy (a bit) Word count: 10.5k words [ENG], 8.9k words [IND] DEDICATED FOR VINLIAM ANNIVERSARY!