Every day I will post a new part with a couple new dank memes

You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.

Oneshots 'Nuff said

Hetalia, Arthur, Alfred and Matthew all belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. Plot belongs to me. You belong to our lovely Mr. Kirkland.

Hetalia country x reader including : eveRYONE LMAO. Oh and 2ps. Well if you don't see any of your fave characters, request them in the comment section! DISCLAIMER : Himaruya Hidekaz owns Hetalia, not me. Pictures in each chapter belong to their rightful owners. The cover also belongs to its owner, though I edited the background. Forgive me if there are mistakes. English is my second language. Enjoy, fellow potatoes.

He sighed. His face seemed to relax, and became emotionless. "So who the hell are you, anyway?" "M-my name is (y-y/n)..." "Mattieu." You're shy. You live your life on the outside, watching, waiting. Drama doesn't mean anything to you. You couldn't care less about who's dating who, what clothes are in or what music makes you cool. You're perfectly content with just getting by, but when you suffer a near-fatal experience, everything changes. This tall, stoic boy drags you out of your normal life, for better... or for worse.

Hetalia one shots....

7 minutes in heaven Hetalia style. Featuring 1p! and 2p! Characters