hello!! no this isn't roleplay. imma just explain everything in the first chapter :) this is not roleplay, fake, a story, or anything along the lines of that. this is a story to document my experiences living as a magical girl. this may talk about sensitive topics; if you feel you may get triggered, you should probably read something else.

Join me for a magical journey <3 I'm gonna start updating again!

*Note: This is disconnected and will no longer be updating this, so please do not read this.* "𝒴𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁..." What made them fall for one quirkless girl...? Who is secretly a magical girl...?

TW: suicidal thoughts, cursing, death Kaoru Eguchi is a high schooler who is tired of her repetitive lifestyle. That is, until she meets HoneyBear, who gives her the chance to become a magical girl! However, Kaoru soon realizes what awaits her in this new job...

Oh god, it's that time of year once more. Someone spare me from this torment- ...Whatever, I did say that I'd do it. Anyway, welcome dear readers who have strangely specific wants. The title is basically spelling out its content but I still need to make a description sooo... This story is about YOU, yes you reading this, getting a bite of a mentally unwell magical girl... or the opposite, who knows, she's completely nuts and her red flags are aimed towards you. The red flags are bigger than her boobs but so is your will to stick it in there so go out there and make some PE boxes for your manager! ...Oh and the other magical girls are there I guess but nobody cares about them. Everyone's simping for the nutcase. She's the only one that matters and she's going to make sure that you don't look at anyone other than her. As per usual, I cannot be held responsible for the SP, Fear & HP damage inflicted on you during your reading. You brought this upon yourself, suck it up and also clean yourself after you Tremor Burst all over the screen.