"Honorary Knight? More like a glorified errand boy. Screw this, I quit!" Li Yan is stuck in Teyvat, and he is NOT happy about it. The Knights are lazy, Jean is overworked, and Kaeya is plotting. Li Yan decides to just complain about it all in his head while smiling politely. But Lumine can hear him. Every. Single. Word. When he mentally roasts Mondstadt, she holds back a laugh. When he threatens to beat up Kaeya, she agrees. But when he starts thinking about how cute the other girls in Teyvat are? Lumine draws her sword. A hilarious Genshin Impact comedy about an accidental mind-reader and a guy who just wants to complain in peace!

(Kiana x Caelus) When Kiana was promised that she would one day awaken from her slumber on the moon, she had expected sunlight, familiar faces and perhaps a dramatic reunion or two. She did not expect to open her eyes far beyond the solar system. Nor did she expect to be swept aboard a mysterious spacefaring train that crossed the stars, dragging her into one absurd adventure after another. Monsters, strange worlds, cosmic nonsense and questionable decisions seemed to follow wherever the Astral Express went. Then came the amnesiac with a baseball bat. Caelus was strange, reckless, oddly endearing and far too skilled at solving problems by swinging first and asking questions later. Somehow, between the chaos, confusion and occasional property damage, he managed to stir something warm in Kiana's heart. Welp, if the universe had decided to throw her into its vast unknown, then so be it. At the very least, Kiana Kaslana would make sure the stars learned exactly what a tuna could do!