I can't FORCE you to like these but I think these are the best jokes in the galaxy! Hope you enjoy! I own NOTHING!

Can a natural killer learn to be human again? Regan's unique talent for murder makes her a perfect assassin. After a lethal encounter leaves her broken body washed up on a beach, she finds herself adopted by a group of teenage bodyguards. She doesn't intend to stay for long, but soon Regan finds herself faced with a choice: become a hero or stay a villain? *** The boy played with the flat brim of the cap in his hands and looked around the room. He sat back in his chair, trying to look casual, but the heel of his hi-top sneaker drummed rapidly on the concrete floor. Regan sat opposite him with her legs crossed and her hands folded on her tartan skirt. She watched him without a word and brushed a strand of blue-dyed hair behind her ear. Somehow this seemed to unsettle him more. 'Calm down,' she said. 'It's just murder.' *** Author's Note: Darkness Girl: Trickster God is represented by Louise Fury from The Bent Agency. P.S. The epic cover was made by Paul Kopetko (you can stalk him at paulkopetko.com). Enjoy!

Diana Brooke, a hunter with an infamous title that can reign terror even to the hearts of grown men, ventures on an undercover mission set on the other side of the border; wolf territory. It's a simple assignment; blend in, return, and report. After all, what's so hard about acting meek in an academy brimming with teenage wolves, even with the succeeding Alpha among them? Dark secrets, caffeine addiction, and a dash of wickedness brewing in their midst. Will Diana be conquered by the wolves? Or will she conquer them? Highest Ranking: #1 Werewolf

[COMPLETE ✓] Rumour has it that a new guy is joining our class this year. All the girls are going crazy, imagining all the case scenarios from cliché YA books: mysterious, rebel, bad boy, werewolf, fallen angel, even vampire! The worst part, I don't even think they have read the books; they only watched the films. However, it doesn't make much difference to me, it's not like he is going to see me. No one sees me. Oh but don't worry, I got used to this and I learnt to enjoy it. Believe me, being unseen has its perks. I'll show you. ⋙⋘ Illustrator: Sarah Bochaton

Claire and her friends are back! Claire thought everything was going well, but Claire didn't notice one thing. Tornado wasn't alone. Tornado was just a tiny part of a huge scheme- A scheme to take over the world. The Specials are the only hope. The only hope that'll save humanity. The Specials- people with the power of the elements- must fight to save the world. They must overcome their fears and worries. If they don't, then their weaknesses will make their downfall. All humans will be forever slaves. Will evil win? Find out in- The Specials 2. "They thought they had killed me, but they hadn't. I was alive, and I was thirsty for revenge..." (It's not Tornado if you thought that) * READ THE SPECIALS (1) BEFORE YOU READ THIS * (I mean like... You might get confused but I know some people will read this first anyways... Whatever... Just a suggestion...) Thanks for trying out my book! THIS STORY IS ON HOLD TEMPORARILY BECAUSE I AM WORKING ON A MINI STORY THAT WILL BE ON THE SPECIALS (1)!

Once again, they claimed victory. Once again, a sacrifice had to be made for the good. Once again, they celebrated. And finally, they were given the chance to rest and be normal, but little do they know that what awaits them is much more dangerous than what they have faced before... LMAO DON'T READ THIS ONE I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS A SNOTTY TWELVE YEAR OLD PLS I BEG OF YOU YOU WILL CRINGE AT THE AMOUNT OF CRINGEWORTHY STUFF THAT I HAD WRITTEN HERE READ THE NEW REWRITTEN VERSION OF THIS CHECK MY PROFILE LOVE YOU BYE

This is a Roleplay for fans of The Giver!

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Crystal Erwin is known as the Daughter of the Games; the child born in the arena. She's been told her entire life that her real father is dead. However, when her friend pulls out an old Hunger Games tape, Crystal realizes that her mom has been lying to her. It becomes her mission to find her real father. But what she doesn't realize is that Luke Corwin is a monster, who strives for power over anything. Finding Luke will restart an old Panem tradition, altering Crystal-and all of Panem-forever.

"Stop dreaming of those stupid superheroes! You know there's no such thing as superpowers." They told her to stop dreaming, but the girl didn't. She dreamed one day she would be one of these superheroes, and save the day! What happens when one day her dream comes true? Claire finds out that she is a Special- a person with power of the elements. Claire is happy, but of course, there is a catch. With every hero, there is a villain. The world depending on her, Claire Denise and her two other friends must destroy this evil villian. But what if they don't? Will the world perish under this villain or will the heroes prevail? Find out in- The Specials. "It's you, Claire. You're the one," The woman said. And indeed she was. *Sequel in making* *PLEASE VOTE IF YOU LIKE IT AND SHARE THE BOOK! THANK YOU PPLS!* *ALSO HAS A MINI STORY AT THE END*