Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.

Here are ten ways to annoy, anime characters, cartoon characters, band members, creepypastas, homestucks, and more! :D

You will read this book for one of five reasons: 1) You love Anime and were, hence interested by the cover or the title 2) You are bored, you like Anime and decided to kill some time 3) You, in fact, care nothing for Anime but are bored and want to kill time (Why are the two of you so intent on murdering time?) 4) Ciel ordered to Sebastian to make you read this........by any means necessary 5) Kittens. Just, kittens Basically funny, nonsensical, epic rants pertaining to Anime and anything related to it. Done by me in an effort to maybe, make you smile, question your existence and re-evaluate your life choices. (Okay, let's be honest. I probably exaggerated a tad with the funny and epic bit but give it a chance. You might like it.) Actually, you could always not read this book, but then you will forever be plagued with 'What if I had read that book?' So be safe and read it.

This is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.

[ REWRITTEN ] Jokes. If you're offended, comment about it and complain to me how I am a bad person and would never read my books again. I don't care.

Having a bad day? Well, this is the place to be. I write 2-3 jokes every day to brighten them up! Hope ya like! READ A BOOK!

....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha not funny.

This is a book full of different types of quotes and jokes that I hope will make you laugh!!!!! Well I hope you enjoy :). **Warning some may have bad language**

Welcome to the Book of Quotes! Here you will find lots of funny, inspirational and book quotes to make your day! Quotes are posted daily, so be sure to add this to your library! * Special thanks to CarKann for my amazing cover! *