***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

This happens like a week or so after the Northwest Mystery, and Dipper and Pacifica seems to be hanging around lately, since they've been hanging around lately Dipper starts to have feelings for her, but he's afraid that if he expresses his feelings she might not feel the same... So he makes a deal... Dipper never learns does he... (Btw the whole 'Not what he seems' episode never happened in this fanfic and the doomsday thing as well) First fanfic pls tell me what you think and how to improve Contains: DipperxPacifica, Reverse Falls & Bill Cipher

Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Katie does, all the time. Just that little feeling that someone's staring, that she's not alone.

Everly Sapphire is struggling through life. Her mum's gone; her dad's wrapped up in a drinking problem, trying his hardest to be the best he can be even though he's sickened with grief. Everly is alone and slowly resorting to crime, until something conscience changing happens. Now she's crossed paths with an old 'friend' - a Consulting Detective and his blogger, and is thrown head first into a world she thought she'd left behind her for good. And to top it off there's a murderer about who has an artistic flare . . . (This is my first ever fanfiction guys so don't be too harsh haha :) ) hope you enjoy :)

In a five part story based on the BBC TV show SHERLOCK, the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and his mild-manner companion, John Watson, face five original adventures written by WattyAwards2012 Finalist, E. K. Sloyer. The two partners in crime face a criminal that can only be tracked through John's past; a mysterious voice bent on destroying Sherlock through a member of the Royal family; and lastly, a nemesis that is determined to prove that Sherlock's dead...though, all the while, the great detective is one step ahead of all of them. __________________ IN EDITING PROCESS COMPLETED 2013 #54 in Mystery/Thriller

When darkness falls, the vampires come out. Sixteen-year-old Kiara Morrow knows that better than anyone. She's been trained her whole life to wipe bloodsuckers off the face of the earth. But then she meets Luke. He's a vampire but he's unlike any vamp Kiara's ever known. ***** Luke may be what Kiara's been looking for her whole life, but as far as her family is concerned, the only good vampire is a dead vampire. The closer she grows to him, the more Kiara is forced to confront the foundation of lies her life has been built on. But Kiara's bloodthirsty family isn't the only problem they have to face. People in town are dying. Something evil is looming on the horizon... [[word count: 100,000 - 150,000]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

Eridan Ampora just wanted to be left alone. However his all time tormentor Sollux Captor can't do that. When Sollux bullies Eridan because he's gay he snaps and tries to commit suicide. What will happen to this poor little hipster? An EriSol fanfic

What if Dipper never woke up from the fall in Sock opera? What if Bill interfered before Dipper could get to his body? Get all these questions answered in the series of the Alternate ending. Join Dipper, Mabel and all the characters in this on the fun, fantastic, and tragic 22 chapter adventure through Gravity Falls, against their biggest enemy and biggest challenge yet. Collect all the journals, before the clock strikes.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

WELCOME TO SHIPLANTIS! PLEASE SHUT THE LID OF THE TRASH CAN BEHIND YOU AND BEWARE OF THE FEELS, those horrible creatures!! Before reading, be sure to agree with the following terms and conditions: [ ] I accept to follow the motto "Fandom before blood" About this AMAZHANG story: Just a book filled of laughter, feels, mind-blowing rubbish and all those wibbly wobbly timey whimey things you don't see everyday because muggles are boring. WARNING: This book has SPOILERSSSSSS. So if, lets say, you haven't finished the Divergent trilogy, well then I very much recomend you NOT TO READ that section of the chapter! (Yes, my chapters are divided into sections for the safety of your spoiled-free eyes). If you are wondering, yes, this book includes whatever fandom you're thinking of. No, not that fandomless fandom, no, you're alone there, cousin, sorry. I'm so sorry. Some specific fandoms: TMR, THG, HP, PJO, HOO, DW, TMI, TID, TFIOS, Divergent and loads more!! Also, if you DO NOT want to experience 14 chapters of ONLY The Hunger Games stuff then go ahead and skip 14 chapter to the one after the one called "BIG FANDOM NEWS." Read this story if you are ready to: - sob -die - roll on the ground - get weird looks from across the room -die - make weird dying seal noises -die - throw the computer across the room - laugh your soul out -did I mention die? -etcetera CREDIT to all people who own these jokes (NONE OF THE JOKES ARE MINE. Only some) Brilliant cover by: @PastelPixies. May the gods be ever in your favor....